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 Jul 27 2004, 05:04 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥  Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959  |
True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
"The moral of this story is:" "Always keep your condoms in your car." |
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Aug 8 2004, 10:50 PM
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 Is it maturity, or admitting defeat...? Group: Member Posts: 152 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,659 |
 lol nice one! 
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Aug 8 2004, 10:55 PM
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 i'm lala. girly girl. Group: Member Posts: 1,531 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,888 |
woah...that's funny....i cant believe him...but that's a cracking joke...hehehehehe..
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Aug 9 2004, 01:34 AM
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 N.CARTER Group: Member Posts: 1,709 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,742 |
LOL!! bad trick, lmfaoo
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Aug 9 2004, 04:14 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
THat's a funny story. Lol.
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Aug 10 2004, 10:58 AM
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 ~*NEON*~ Group: Member Posts: 195 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,264 |
haha! thats funny!! i get it!!!
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Aug 10 2004, 12:32 PM
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 :hammer: Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,849 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,700 |
Rofl how awesome..
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Aug 10 2004, 12:38 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,267 |
werdd i heard this story before...lmao
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Aug 10 2004, 01:52 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,032 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,398 |
lols..da guy was smart to leave his condoms in his car..x]
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Aug 11 2004, 02:16 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 167 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,504 |
 haha i lyk tat
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Aug 11 2004, 02:31 AM
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 chri$ Group: Member Posts: 1,014 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,284 |
hahaha, totally unexpected. i love it!
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Aug 11 2004, 10:30 AM
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dont forget to smiLe today Group: Member Posts: 336 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,095 |
haha i getit.
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Aug 11 2004, 10:33 AM
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 Drew Group: Member Posts: 489 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,012 |
Hahaha
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Aug 11 2004, 03:26 PM
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 CAN I BE A MONGOOSE DOG? Group: Member Posts: 60 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,788 |
how FUnNY
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Aug 11 2004, 03:28 PM
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 ¢¾ Wanting it. ¢¾ Group: Member Posts: 2,060 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,234 |
HAHA
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Aug 15 2004, 05:05 PM
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 Wife of Legolas Group: Member Posts: 1,290 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,190 |
oh wow haha i HAVE to tell this to my friend
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Aug 15 2004, 05:09 PM
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 BANNED Group: Member Posts: 2,419 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,387 |
LMAO that was really funny.
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Aug 15 2004, 07:30 PM
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WONDERWOMAN? Group: Member Posts: 335 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,636 |
haha. thats funny.
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Aug 15 2004, 08:38 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 214 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,404 |
omg HAHAHA..thats actually kind of sad tho
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Aug 15 2004, 08:45 PM
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 JeSsIcA rAyE Group: Member Posts: 782 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,977 |
oh boy........ the poor guy thought he was getting lucky.... haha serves you right for tryn to cheat on your fiance
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Aug 17 2004, 08:25 PM
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 eww boys have Co0tiES :P Group: Member Posts: 48 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,575 |
ouu gewd wun lol
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Aug 17 2004, 09:10 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
hahhahha thats funny
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Aug 17 2004, 09:58 PM
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You guys are dumb. Group: Member Posts: 1,252 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,094 |
Its okay. Pretty good. 4/5
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Sep 5 2004, 07:30 PM
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 fuckin dork X0 Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,701 |
lol thats funny I get it..
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Sep 6 2004, 07:22 AM
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 im making a come back! woohoo Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,819 |
ROFLOLMAOMFG poor bride
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Sep 6 2004, 09:20 AM
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 WWMD?! - i am from the age of BM 2 Group: Member Posts: 5,308 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,848 |
hahaha. you boys better remember that one!
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