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 Aug 3 2004, 10:20 PM
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TOP 10 REASONS WHY SLEEP IS BETTER THAN SEX !!!!!!!
1) YOU DON'T FEEL GUILTY ABOUT DOING IT ALONE. 2) NO ONE WILL START RUMORS ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU SLEEP. 3) YOU WONT COMPLAIN IN THE MORNING ABOUT NOT GETTING ANY. 4) YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR SLEEP. 5) YOU DON'T NEED TO SLEEP AFTER SLEEPING. 6) SLEEP CAN LAST A GOOD 10 HOURS. 7) YOU CAN SLEEP IN CHURCH. 8) WHILE SLEEPING YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE YOU WANT. 9) YOUR TEDDY BEAR NEVER COMPLAINS. 10) IT'S LEGAL TO SLEEP IN ANY POSITION IN ALL 50 STATES |
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mystah_danger TOP 10 REASONS Aug 3 2004, 10:20 PM
IIO__oII HAHA how cute. especially the teddy one. :) Aug 3 2004, 10:23 PM elmogurly I can sleep for 17 hours. Now that's talent Aug 4 2004, 03:54 AM POonSKi ew~~~ dis is gay...lolz... Aug 4 2004, 01:08 PM dani41790 haha very interesting Aug 5 2004, 04:21 AM sweet wit a twist haha...thats tru tho! lol Aug 5 2004, 04:38 PM strwbrrykiwi23 makes sense to me Aug 5 2004, 04:40 PM conster definitely Aug 5 2004, 05:18 PM XaZnX07 haha cool sleep sleep sleep!!!
.:... Aug 5 2004, 05:23 PM HuGs_fOr_yOu Sleep = good Aug 5 2004, 05:25 PM F1R3B4T lol sleep rulez YEA! go sleep! Aug 5 2004, 05:59 PM Streetbawler91 QUOTE(elmogurly @ Aug 4 2004, 3:54 AM)I can s... Aug 6 2004, 04:13 PM SH0RTAYE C0OLNESS ! i sleep every night !! SKiL... Aug 6 2004, 04:16 PM nycxjohn lmao onli if i can compensate sex for sleep... Aug 9 2004, 03:03 PM Just AJ QUOTE3) YOU WONT COMPLAIN IN THE MORNING ABOUT NOT... Aug 9 2004, 03:08 PM x hYpErRoSeY x lol how interesting Aug 9 2004, 08:18 PM
masu_misairu QUOTEIT'S LEGAL TO SLEEP IN ANY POSITION IN AL... Aug 9 2004, 08:36 PM  |
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