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 Aug 4 2004, 04:47 AM
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QUOTE(seitekiflip @ Jul 30 2004, 2:18 PM) A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was taking pee and this bullet came out." replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking pee and this bullet came out." Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago. A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the mom, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out." "No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the dog." Roflmfao. And I thought it was everytime you masterbate, you kill a kitten. 
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Aug 4 2004, 04:49 AM
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Damn kids and their pressurized bullet ejaculation!
*shakes fist* - Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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Aug 4 2004, 12:27 PM
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haha lols thats just too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Aug 5 2004, 12:08 PM
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ROFL, that's good.
Poor doggy though! 
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Aug 6 2004, 10:01 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
Whoa! That cracked me up. Poor doggie...
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Aug 9 2004, 02:58 PM
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lmao the boy musta been doing the dog first ;X
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Aug 9 2004, 03:17 PM
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QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Aug 4 2004, 4:47 AM) Roflmfao. And I thought it was everytime you masterbate, you kill a kitten. QUOTE Damn kids and their pressurized bullet ejaculation! *shakes fist* - Chinkieeyedpnoi LOL so funny, that kid would be traumatized for the rest of his life(abstinence, anyone?) |
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Aug 9 2004, 03:21 PM
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lol... poor dog
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Aug 9 2004, 06:52 PM
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 when mary jane isn't around. Group: Member Posts: 435 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,525 |
hahaha that's mad funny
pity for the dog though
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Aug 9 2004, 08:22 PM
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ewwwwwwwwwwwww..................... POOR DOG AND POOR MOM.
I wouldn't want a kid that did. |
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Aug 11 2004, 11:19 AM
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HAHAHA OUCHiEE
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Aug 11 2004, 12:08 PM
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wow i seriously pity the boy.
so he whacked off and a bullet came out. do u know how big a bullet is? |
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Aug 11 2004, 03:17 PM
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OMG HAHA that would b very good lol
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Aug 15 2004, 05:06 PM
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oh the poor dog!
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Aug 15 2004, 07:33 PM
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awww. lol.
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Aug 15 2004, 07:34 PM
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funny.
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Aug 15 2004, 08:34 PM
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omg
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Aug 16 2004, 04:28 PM
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 chri$ Group: Member Posts: 1,014 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,284 |
Ouch, that would hurt coming out..
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Aug 16 2004, 06:19 PM
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QUOTE(hippo @ Aug 16 2004, 4:28 PM) Ouch, that would hurt coming out.. exactly my point... lmfao "pressurized bullet ejaculation" |
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Aug 17 2004, 02:17 PM
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ive heard it before, its funny though
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Aug 17 2004, 03:46 PM
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haha nevr heard that b4 very funny
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Aug 17 2004, 03:47 PM
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damnit why the dog?
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Aug 17 2004, 03:58 PM
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wth? haha, never heard this one before. i feel sorry for the dog.
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Aug 17 2004, 04:54 PM
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HAHAH yah! funi...yet sad!!!
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Aug 17 2004, 04:55 PM
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hhhahahahhahahahhahaha gosh thats funny
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