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 Jul 29 2004, 12:24 PM
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 One of the few  Group: Member Posts: 44 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,074  |
Yeah I'm a guy it's a real shame to post this..=X
M: Hey baby...Your butt's so nice it's a shame you have to sit on it. F: Well...Not everyone can wear their's on their shoulders. ------------------------------------------------------------ M: Hey baby...You must be a GENERAL because you're making my PRIVATES stand at attention. F: Hmmm...They're still a MAJOR disappointment. ------------------------------------------------------------ M: Hey baby...Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered then I nail you! F: You didn't bring enough WOOD. ------------------------------------------------------------ M: Hey baby...You must be from Jamaica because Jamaican me horny! F: You must be from the Yukon...because Yukon go screw yourself. ------------------------------------------------------------ M: Hey baby...You got it going on, now how 'bout i see it coming off? F: I'm sorry I didn't see the weather channel today...Did Hell freeze over? |
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Jul 29 2004, 12:26 PM
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 Roses are red so r my cheeks! Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,115 |
haha thats weird how u r a guy, but u still posted these they r funie lol
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Jul 29 2004, 12:27 PM
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 did someone fart?! Group: Member Posts: 1,528 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,662 |
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
Those are funny. [humps the corner] 
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Jul 29 2004, 01:45 PM
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One of the few Group: Member Posts: 44 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,074 |
QUOTE haha thats weird how u r a guy, but u still posted these they r funie lol lol...well I posted this up to tell the guys these pick up lines don't work anymore so they should stop trying...
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Jul 29 2004, 03:07 PM
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 JeSsIcA rAyE Group: Member Posts: 782 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,977 |
haha I love it
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Jul 29 2004, 03:11 PM
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 WUT THA DUCK? Group: Member Posts: 3,950 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,138 |
QUOTE M: Hey baby...Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered then I nail you! F: You didn't bring enough WOOD. haha that is funny!!!!
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Jul 29 2004, 08:25 PM
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I am Sandy. Hear me roar. Group: Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,896 |
haha, foonie, i don t get the carpenter, nail, hammered one, explain anyone?
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Jul 29 2004, 08:28 PM
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 i'm his cookies&cream monster! Group: Member Posts: 274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,664 |
QUOTE(mystah_danger @ Jul 29 2004, 12:24 PM) M: Hey baby...You must be from Jamaica because Jamaican me horny! F: You must be from the Yukon...because Yukon go screw yourself. I love this one! lol |
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Jul 29 2004, 09:03 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
lmao. the comebacks are awesome!! =)
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Jul 30 2004, 09:27 AM
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QUOTE(mystah_danger @ Jul 29 2004, 12:24 PM) M: Hey baby...Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered then I nail you! F: You didn't bring enough WOOD. ouch, talk about a shot to ur ego |
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Jul 30 2004, 09:29 AM
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 TheQuietThingsNoOneEverKnows Group: Member Posts: 75 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,721 |
haha, i sent those to my ex gf and now she wont talk to me
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Jul 30 2004, 12:06 PM
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 s a r a h r o s e <3 Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,944 |
M: Hey baby...You must be from Jamaica because Jamaican me horny!
F: You must be from the Yukon...because Yukon go screw yourself. lol- those r funni |
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Jul 30 2004, 02:57 PM
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One of the few Group: Member Posts: 44 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,074 |
QUOTE haha, i sent those to my ex gf and now she wont talk to me - Hells_Ice Note: These won't help you in a relationship or make a relationship better lol |
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Jul 30 2004, 03:11 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
IVE GOT ONE!
M:im lost. can you lead me to your room? F:sorry. i have a terrible sense of direction.. hahaha |
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Jul 31 2004, 12:59 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
haha i like the female lines a lot! nice comebacks
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Jul 31 2004, 08:29 PM
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haha....guys usually say:
M: Hey baby...You got it going on, now how 'bout i see it coming off? <---guys are weird when they try to be smooth. F: I'm sorry I didn't see the weather channel today...Did Hell freeze over? I love that one!!! |
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Aug 8 2004, 05:09 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
QUOTE M: Hey baby...You must be from Jamaica because Jamaican me horny! F: You must be from the Yukon...because Yukon go screw yourself. I liked that joke, it cracked me up!
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Aug 8 2004, 07:39 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahaha
those r realli funni
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Aug 8 2004, 08:20 PM
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LMAOO the last ones two ones are the best
OMFG hahaha "yumon go screw urself"
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Aug 8 2004, 08:45 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
lmao the yukon one is hilarioous!!!
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Aug 9 2004, 04:34 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
those are alright..not that i can do any better...
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Aug 9 2004, 10:19 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,267 |
i dun think people in these days still use those wack pick up lines do they? lols seems really corny to use if they do use it anyways..
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Aug 9 2004, 10:30 AM
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QUOTE(mystah_danger @ Jul 29 2004, 10:24 AM) ------------------------------------------------------------ M: Hey baby...You must be from Jamaica because Jamaican me horny! F: You must be from the Yukon...because Yukon go screw yourself. ------------------------------------------------------------ Roflmaoo! hahahahha XD I would sooo say that.. |
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