TOP 10 REASONS, sleeping or sex? |
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 Aug 3 2004, 10:20 PM
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 One of the few  Group: Member Posts: 44 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,074  |
TOP 10 REASONS WHY SLEEP IS BETTER THAN SEX !!!!!!!
1) YOU DON'T FEEL GUILTY ABOUT DOING IT ALONE. 2) NO ONE WILL START RUMORS ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU SLEEP. 3) YOU WONT COMPLAIN IN THE MORNING ABOUT NOT GETTING ANY. 4) YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR SLEEP. 5) YOU DON'T NEED TO SLEEP AFTER SLEEPING. 6) SLEEP CAN LAST A GOOD 10 HOURS. 7) YOU CAN SLEEP IN CHURCH. 8) WHILE SLEEPING YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE YOU WANT. 9) YOUR TEDDY BEAR NEVER COMPLAINS. 10) IT'S LEGAL TO SLEEP IN ANY POSITION IN ALL 50 STATES |
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Aug 3 2004, 10:23 PM
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HAHA how cute. especially the teddy one. :)
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Aug 4 2004, 03:54 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
I can sleep for 17 hours. Now that's talent
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Aug 4 2004, 01:08 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
ew~~~ dis is gay...lolz...
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Aug 5 2004, 04:21 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha very interesting
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Aug 5 2004, 04:38 PM
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haha...thats tru tho! lol
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Aug 5 2004, 04:40 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
makes sense to me
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Aug 5 2004, 05:18 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
definitely
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Aug 5 2004, 05:23 PM
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haha cool sleep sleep sleep!!!
.:tony:. |
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Aug 5 2004, 05:25 PM
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Sleep = good
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Aug 5 2004, 05:59 PM
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lol sleep rulez
YEA! go sleep!
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Aug 6 2004, 04:13 PM
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StReEtBaWlEr91 Group: Member Posts: 250 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,718 |
QUOTE(elmogurly @ Aug 4 2004, 3:54 AM) I can sleep for 17 hours. Now that's talent wow i could sleep only 8 hours then i wake up u sleep twice as much u are talented |
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Aug 6 2004, 04:16 PM
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MiCHELLEY. Group: Member Posts: 164 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,846 |
C0OLNESS ! i sleep every night !! SKiLLS
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Aug 9 2004, 03:03 PM
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lmao onli if i can compensate sex for sleep...
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Aug 9 2004, 03:08 PM
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 Is it maturity, or admitting defeat...? Group: Member Posts: 152 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,659 |
QUOTE 3) YOU WONT COMPLAIN IN THE MORNING ABOUT NOT GETTING ANY. I complain about not getting sleep all the time... QUOTE 4) YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR SLEEP. You don't?! You mean to tell me that I've been paying $100 a night for Sleep Insurance for nothing?! |
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Aug 9 2004, 08:18 PM
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 s a r a h r o s e <3 Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,944 |
lol how interesting
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Aug 9 2004, 08:36 PM
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 ㅋㅋㅋ Group: Member Posts: 924 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,283 |
QUOTE IT'S LEGAL TO SLEEP IN ANY POSITION IN ALL 50 STATES haha, that one just made ma day ;D |
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