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things to do in an elevator, 26 of them
kyuubi319
post Jul 7 2004, 09:11 AM
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i already know that ima try all of them, [and get myself arrested tongue.gif ]
 
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post Jul 7 2004, 02:21 PM
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haha they're all funny lol
 
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post Jul 7 2004, 11:20 PM
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lol

you might end up in a mental hospital

or they might call security


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post Jul 31 2004, 08:55 PM
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hahahah....HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!! HAHAH!!! man...ill do those to my friends when we are on the elevator! HAHAHa!
 
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post Jul 31 2004, 10:07 PM
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omg! ima do those! laugh.gif

... seriously, i will do those if someone dared me.
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 12:06 PM
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QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 16 2004, 6:47 PM)
26 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

>>> >When there's only one other person in the elevator,
>>> >tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't
>>> >you.
>>> >
>>> >Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
>>> >Smile, and go back for more.
>>> >
>>> >Ask if you can push the button for other people, but
>>> >push the wrong ones.
>>> >
>>> >Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask
>>> >if they know what floor you're on.
>>> >
>>> >Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your
>>> >friend. After a while, let the doors close and say,
>>> >"Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
>>> >
>>> >Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick
>>> >it up, then scream, "that's mine!"
>>> >
>>> >Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the
>>> >elevator
>>> >
>>> >Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone
>>> >gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
>>> >
>>> >Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like
>>> >to play.
>>> >
>>> >Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on,
>>> >ask them if they hear something ticking.
>>> >
>>> >Pretend you are a flight attendant and review
>>> >emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
>>> >
>>> >Ask, "Did you feel that?"
>>> >
>>> >Stand really close to someone, sniffing them
>>> >occasionally.
>>> >
>>> >When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's
>>> >okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
>>> >
>>> >Swat at flies that don't exist.
>>> >
>>> >Tell people that you can see their aura
>>> >
>>> >Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
>>> >
>>> >Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
>>> >muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
>>> >
>>> >Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
>>> >inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
>>> >
>>> >Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing
>>> >the wall, without getting off.
>>> >
>>> >Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce
>>> >in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the
>>> >other passengers.
>>> >
>>> >Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
>>> >
>>> >Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
>>> >
>>> >Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and
>>> >then announce, "I have new socks on."
>>> >
>>> >Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and
>>> >announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal
>>> >space!"
>>> >
>>> >Fart loudly then exclaim "Not I said the wolf. There's
>>> >no way I could do that one because unfortately mine
>>> >don't come out loud."
>>> >
>>> >Jump up and down then look at the floor and shout "
>>> >let go you bastard "
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >Before the elevator door opens shout "DING" and then
>>> >laugh and say "beat you again Mr Elevator."
>>> >
>>> >Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk
>>> >into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other
>>> >passenger's direction

..............um...........ok* wats the point of saying it?lol
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 02:31 PM
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aw thats hilarious!!
 
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post Aug 2 2004, 04:39 PM
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bwahaha *DING!* i beat u again elevator! rolleyes.gif
 
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post Aug 2 2004, 05:01 PM
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thats so funny! i think i'll try a couple of those!
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 08:12 PM
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LOL RAOTFLMFAO TAHTS SO FRIGGN HILARIUOS!!! LOLOLOLOL LMFAO IM GONNA TRY THOSE
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 04:03 PM
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lol one of the funniest things i read at CB
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 04:19 PM
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"It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."


LMFA0
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 04:22 PM
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hahah. i remember the lizzie mcguire movie. laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 05:40 AM
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Lol. No wonder elevators are fun. happy.gif
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 09:36 AM
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LMAO i think i would really try those....seems good enough to use!
 
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post Aug 10 2004, 10:48 AM
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im insane. i ALWAYS do those kinda things... not only in elevators. haha. seriously i am insane
 
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post Aug 10 2004, 10:54 AM
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I've got to do those sometime...
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 05:34 AM
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isn`t there more ? blink.gif
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 10:25 AM
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nice :] my schooL newspaper posted those. they were hiLarious wink.gif
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 08:00 PM
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hahahaha,damn,who made this sh*t, group hug?i should do that when its all gurls on da elevator
 

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