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| *RiC3xBoy* |
 Aug 5 2004, 04:47 AM
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." sorry if its not exactly funny, but i thought it was |
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Aug 5 2004, 05:45 AM
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 muted imperfections <3  Group: Official Member Posts: 3,295 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,260 |
LMAO. haha thats such a funny story. lOL. i think ive heard this before but hahahahahha. nice.
 jackie
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Aug 5 2004, 05:46 AM
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 :hammer: Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,849 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,700 |
Rofl, I'd be praying too.
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Aug 5 2004, 11:58 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,102 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,162 |
ROFL, uh-oh.
Poor kid. |
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Aug 5 2004, 02:20 PM
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 Soft drinks are my high Group: Member Posts: 157 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,149 |
aw-poor guy
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Aug 5 2004, 03:12 PM
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lol
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Aug 5 2004, 03:15 PM
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 Alisha Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880 |
rofl haha funny funny
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Aug 5 2004, 03:17 PM
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how embarassing! hehe..
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Aug 5 2004, 03:18 PM
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LiL LADY Group: Member Posts: 30 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,294 |
aha! o m g! how embarrassing .. i`d be praying too!
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Aug 5 2004, 05:30 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
oh god hahaha caught red handed lol
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Aug 5 2004, 08:43 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
Awww, poor guy. I hear this joke b4, but it's still funny!
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Aug 6 2004, 12:35 AM
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you're a biscuit-butt. Group: Member Posts: 122 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,523 |
Haha! Poor dude...
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Aug 6 2004, 06:57 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
haha i feel bad for the guy...
bad luck
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Aug 6 2004, 09:35 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha lmao i feel so sorry for that boy
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Aug 9 2004, 05:14 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
I thought it was funny
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Aug 9 2004, 09:51 AM
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lmao he got caught in the act of attempting to make love
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Aug 9 2004, 08:17 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
I've heard this before.
It funny and a bit disturbing for the guy. |
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Aug 9 2004, 09:16 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
omfgg!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha.... cracks me right up!!!
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Aug 9 2004, 10:23 PM
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 when mary jane isn't around. Group: Member Posts: 435 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,525 |
aww pity for the guy.. and his girlfriend's dad.. haha
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Aug 10 2004, 12:10 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
lmfao i definitely be praying...
the boy shouldn't be so descripitive wen buying condoms maybe he shoud get it from those vending machines anyways, good joke! |
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Aug 10 2004, 02:16 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,531 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,624 |
hahaha how embarrassing
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