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 Aug 4 2004, 04:00 PM
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 Look its...  Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767  |
A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he
still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices hat his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*! |
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Aug 4 2004, 04:03 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,102 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,162 |
Haha, wow, naughty.
Lesson you learn: no matter what, always go to a hotel room if you're going to be doing it. |
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Aug 4 2004, 04:10 PM
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i thought one meant faster and the other meant harder or something like that.. because if it means new position.. they sure had to change positions quick..
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Aug 5 2004, 04:14 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha thats realli gross
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Aug 5 2004, 04:44 AM
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lol, funny, but gross too lol
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Aug 5 2004, 05:57 AM
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 Darlin dont u know? The water is poisoned Group: Member Posts: 554 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,668 |
QUOTE(LatinaLady96 @ Aug 4 2004, 4:00 PM) A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices hat his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*! hahaha yo this is old skoo~, still nice though good times 
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Aug 5 2004, 11:52 AM
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WOAWOA.
hahah GROSSS! eww! |
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Aug 5 2004, 02:23 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
WHOA!!! That wuz really gross, but funny...
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Aug 5 2004, 02:26 PM
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lol pnai 4ever ur sig is kooL lol
 lol that joke is funni... sick but funni... |
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Aug 5 2004, 02:28 PM
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hahahha. gross, but still hilarious.
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Aug 5 2004, 03:17 PM
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ewww thats gross !! eww.. mayo lol !
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Aug 5 2004, 03:46 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
lol!! that was funny....mayonaise....
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Aug 5 2004, 04:12 PM
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 advanced newbie... S2 Group: Member Posts: 3,504 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 752 |
HAHAHAHA LMAOOO thass soo sad tho... ewww
ewwwwwww but still funny nonetheless.
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Aug 5 2004, 04:18 PM
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ewww!!! haha..but still very funny!
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Aug 5 2004, 04:23 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
eww~ gross but funny... >.<
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Aug 5 2004, 05:26 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
lmao lol thats so dirtyy
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Aug 5 2004, 06:10 PM
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lol sad kid... wat will happen to him wen he grows up... lol i can jus imagine him one day hes jus sitting there and he thinks "that was ______ on my face!!"
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Aug 6 2004, 12:50 AM
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 memories echo the silence Group: Member Posts: 171 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,624 |
 a naughty joke that i actually got!  lol...that was hilarious.
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Aug 6 2004, 01:32 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
I've heard it before, but it never fails to make me chuckle. Lol.
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Aug 6 2004, 02:02 PM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
this actually came to me as a email forward. itz alwayz funny....=D
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Aug 6 2004, 03:18 PM
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eww.. thats gross, but funny
hehe
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Aug 9 2004, 05:44 AM
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Eww...I have a bunkbed. Good thing I'm the only one who sleeps there
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Aug 9 2004, 09:29 AM
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lmao i heard this before buh yeah its good to hear old jokes makes you reminisce about the old days once you was a kid...
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Aug 9 2004, 08:24 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
QUOTE(nycxjohn @ Aug 9 2004, 9:29 AM) lmao i heard this before buh yeah its good to hear old jokes makes you reminisce about the old days once you was a kid... i know how you love mayonnaise john. hehe |
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Aug 9 2004, 08:28 PM
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rotflmfao!!! omgosh.....thats hilarious!
yet um...kinda nasty LoL -Courtney |
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