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 Aug 5 2004, 02:25 PM
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IDIOTS IN SERVICE: This week, our phones went dead and I had to contact the telephone repair people. They promised to be out between 8:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m. When I asked if they could give me a smaller time window, the pleasant gentleman asked, "Would you like us to call you before we come?" I replied that I didn't see how he would be able to do that since our phones weren't working. He also requested that we report future outages by email. (Does YOUR email work without a telephone line?).
IDIOTS AT WORK: I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched. IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason... too many deer were being hit by cars and she didn't want them to cross there anymore. IDIOTS IN FOODSERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for minimal lettuce. He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. |
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Aug 5 2004, 03:07 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
dang buddy u got alotta jokes
 haha dis one is funny...i like tha last 1
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Aug 5 2004, 03:11 PM
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 Alisha Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880 |
seems like there are alot of stupid people in the world
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Aug 9 2004, 06:08 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
Hehe. Those were funny
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Aug 9 2004, 06:58 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
lmao. those r gud jokes
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Aug 9 2004, 07:19 AM
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 Darlin dont u know? The water is poisoned Group: Member Posts: 554 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,668 |
QUOTE(shawty_redd @ Aug 5 2004, 3:11 PM) seems like there are alot of stupid people in the world  haha nice one
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Aug 9 2004, 07:53 AM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
lmfao
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Aug 9 2004, 08:27 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
I get them all except for idiot at food services. Guess Im idiot at understanding this
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Aug 9 2004, 08:38 PM
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 s a r a h r o s e <3 Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,944 |
lol
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Aug 9 2004, 09:18 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 124 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,822 |
i like the 'idiots at work' one..
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Aug 9 2004, 09:19 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lmao i didnt noe people can be that stupid
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Aug 9 2004, 09:23 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
hehe.... funny*** (not) lol...jk
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