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A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he
still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices hat his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*! |
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LatinaLady sandwich Aug 4 2004, 04:00 PM
kaleidoscoped Haha, wow, naughty.
Lesson you learn: no matter wh... Aug 4 2004, 04:03 PM
Sherry_Vu i thought one meant faster and the other meant har... Aug 4 2004, 04:10 PM
dani41790 haha thats realli gross Aug 5 2004, 04:14 AM
RiC3xBoy lol, funny, but gross too lol Aug 5 2004, 04:44 AM
Stupid_Fat_Boy QUOTE(LatinaLady96 @ Aug 4 2004, 4:00 PM)A gu... Aug 5 2004, 05:57 AM
IIO__oII WOAWOA.
hahah GROSSS! eww! Aug 5 2004, 11:52 AM
pnai4eva WHOA!!! That wuz really gross, but fun... Aug 5 2004, 02:23 PM
F1R3B4T lol pnai 4ever ur sig is kooL lol
lol that joke... Aug 5 2004, 02:26 PM
enticing. hahahha. gross, but still hilarious. Aug 5 2004, 02:28 PM
StarStruck xD ewww thats gross !! eww.. mayo lol ! Aug 5 2004, 03:17 PM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo lol!! that was funny....mayonaise.... Aug 5 2004, 03:46 PM
xjjajeengx HAHAHAHA LMAOOO thass soo sad tho... ewww ewwwwww... Aug 5 2004, 04:12 PM
sweet wit a twist ewww!!! haha..but still very funny... Aug 5 2004, 04:18 PM
strwbrrykiwi23 eww~ gross but funny... >.<
lol Aug 5 2004, 04:23 PM
conster lmao lol thats so dirtyy Aug 5 2004, 05:26 PM
F1R3B4T lol sad kid... wat will happen to him wen he grows... Aug 5 2004, 06:10 PM
DarkCrescentMoon a naughty joke that i actually got! lol...th... Aug 6 2004, 12:50 AM
tainted_angel I've heard it before, but it never fails to ma... Aug 6 2004, 01:32 AM
tootsie_kiddo this actually came to me as a email forward. itz a... Aug 6 2004, 02:02 PM
xolilkatie eww.. thats gross, but funny hehe Aug 6 2004, 03:18 PM
elmogurly Eww...I have a bunkbed. Good thing I'm the on... Aug 9 2004, 05:44 AM
nycxjohn lmao i heard this before buh yeah its good to hear... Aug 9 2004, 09:29 AM
MasterNe0 QUOTE(nycxjohn @ Aug 9 2004, 9:29 AM)lmao i h... Aug 9 2004, 08:24 PM
tyedyefroggy rotflmfao!!! omgosh.....thats hilariou... Aug 9 2004, 08:28 PM![]() ![]() |