how to beat a speeding ticket, i mite try this... =P |
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 Jul 27 2004, 05:41 AM
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How To Beat A Speeding Ticket.
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. It was revoked when I got my 5th DWI. Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his Captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Whose car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. The driver owned the car. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too! |
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Jul 27 2004, 07:36 AM
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haha that's funny.... but they would give u a ticket for lieing to the officer. There's no way to win with cops.... stupid pigs!
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Jul 27 2004, 10:23 AM
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 i adore you Group: Member Posts: 186 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,691 |
haha...i wouldnt try that though...i'd just step on it and try to lose the cop
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Jul 27 2004, 04:05 PM
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 Change Gon Come Group: Member Posts: 2,286 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,822 |
heard dat one b4..pretty funny thoe
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Jul 27 2004, 05:13 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol that's funny but umm some1 already posted that b4
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Jul 27 2004, 05:18 PM
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Lol. It might not work though.
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Jul 27 2004, 05:19 PM
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 JeSsIcA rAyE Group: Member Posts: 782 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,977 |
haha that is pretty funny, but I doubt it would work
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Jul 27 2004, 05:21 PM
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AHAHHA lol thats a good idea =P
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Jul 27 2004, 05:45 PM
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hehe my cousin tried it and it worked
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Jul 27 2004, 07:25 PM
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QUOTE(J.K @ Jul 27 2004, 10:23 AM) haha...i wouldnt try that though...i'd just step on it and try to lose the cop haha yeah! i think that might work for a rookie cop but otherwise if i was the cop i would pull out my gun and tell the dude to step out of the vehicle |
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Jul 27 2004, 11:37 PM
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HAHA
how funny! haha im gonna try that someday... >=] |
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Jul 30 2004, 10:15 AM
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hehe, ima try that sumtime
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Jul 30 2004, 12:02 PM
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haha i wonder if that'll reallie work?
maybe i'll try that sometime~ 
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Jul 30 2004, 01:01 PM
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I wouldn't try that. To difficult to do. And what if that officer didn't answer that?
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Jul 31 2004, 07:15 PM
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LOL
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Aug 1 2004, 12:12 PM
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um...i dont get it..x[
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Aug 1 2004, 01:53 PM
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Haha thats funny. I heard that somewhere before.
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Aug 2 2004, 08:24 PM
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LOLS. good one.
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Aug 3 2004, 11:21 AM
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I am Sandy. Hear me roar. Group: Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,896 |
lol, when i turn 16 and get my permit, i will do that, i will do that. damned cops xDDD
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Aug 4 2004, 01:19 PM
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hehe...nice! funny! thats a good one, but i think the other officer will be fired.
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Aug 4 2004, 03:50 PM
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LMAO!!
 i thin if i tried that tho, the cop would just shoot me they're not relly that dumb in life are they...
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Aug 4 2004, 04:04 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
QUOTE(brownsugar08 @ Aug 4 2004, 3:00 PM) yeah..one of those "Stupid pigs" could save ur life someday.. and who are u going to call when someone threatens to kill u? not ghostbusters..  (sorry i just HAD to put that in)i love your comments =) anyways thats a good way to get out of it, my ma and i should have said that when she got it |
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Aug 4 2004, 04:04 PM
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ROFL, that's really funny.
But I would never try it. |
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Aug 4 2004, 05:02 PM
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i'll give it a try and see what happens...
lol, kidding xD. great joke though :P |
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Aug 10 2004, 03:53 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
lol. Funny and wonder waht would happen if you actually would try it.
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