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drunk driving test, check this out this is funny
islandkiss
post Jul 8 2004, 02:26 PM
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lmao.. laugh.gif what a loser..
 
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post Jul 8 2004, 02:35 PM
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QUOTE(joanna0304 @ Jul 5 2004, 12:21 PM)
Blonde joke

SHE WAS SO BLONDE



...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"

....she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind

....she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK"

....she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

....she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

....she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

....it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes

....if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless

....she studied for a blood test ...and failed

....she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats

....when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends

....when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead

....when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" and so turned around and went home.

haha,,, i love this one!! it cracks me up!! biggrin.gif
 
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post Aug 3 2004, 05:50 AM
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dang those jokes are old sorry . i heard them all when i was in 5th grade biggrin.gif . but yeah nice try
 
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post Aug 3 2004, 09:07 PM
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moohaha prtty unny laugh.gif blonde jokes are sad tho
 
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post Aug 4 2004, 03:50 AM
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I've heard the blonde jokes a load of times...but I don't get the drunk one.. blink.gif
 

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