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| *NatiMarie* |
 Aug 3 2004, 02:35 PM
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NUN AT HOOTERS
A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and dancing, but every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time after the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should." "Why not?" the nun asked? "Well, there is a statue of a naked man in there, and his most private parts are covered only by a fig leaf." "Nonsense," said the nun, "I'll just look the other way." So the bartender showed the nun the door at the top of the stairs, and she proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again. However, they did stop just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender. "Would you like a drink?" "But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun. "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out in the whole place. Now, how about that drink?" |
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Aug 3 2004, 03:15 PM
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lol hahah that was funny heheh good one
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Aug 3 2004, 05:28 PM
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but..she's..a NUN!!
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Aug 3 2004, 06:19 PM
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Ahaha. I didn't kno nuns could be perverted
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Aug 3 2004, 06:24 PM
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Naughty Nun
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Aug 3 2004, 06:26 PM
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lol that was pretty funny.
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Aug 3 2004, 06:29 PM
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Lol.. naughty naughty.
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Aug 3 2004, 06:39 PM
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ahah i read it like 4times to get it right LMAO
 evil nun.
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Aug 3 2004, 06:50 PM
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Sounds like something I would do. That nun is supposed to be PURE!
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Aug 3 2004, 08:48 PM
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haha, bad nun!! lol
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Aug 3 2004, 10:11 PM
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i would have done tha same thing LOL
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Aug 4 2004, 01:15 PM
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omg!!!!!!lolz.... damn it***
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Aug 4 2004, 04:23 PM
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wow that was funny!!
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Aug 4 2004, 04:35 PM
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HOORAY!!!!
hahaha... - Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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Aug 4 2004, 04:51 PM
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hahahaha
that was funny
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Aug 4 2004, 05:21 PM
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haha! that was so funny! i didnt ge tit at first ..but i read the last sentence again and got it! lol
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Aug 4 2004, 07:48 PM
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lmao... nice one
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Aug 4 2004, 10:59 PM
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hahhahaha
thats so funny! hahhaha poor nun. :) |
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Aug 5 2004, 04:02 AM
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hahahaha XD. omfg the nun is perverted
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Aug 5 2004, 12:06 PM
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LMAO, wow, what a perverted nun.
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Aug 5 2004, 12:12 PM
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Even nuns are naughty!
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Aug 5 2004, 02:23 PM
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this proves no ones perfect
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Aug 5 2004, 03:10 PM
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lol haha
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Aug 5 2004, 03:32 PM
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i'd do the same thing
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Aug 6 2004, 04:37 PM
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ahaha naughty nun...
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