New Bible Translations, this guy is insane! |
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 Aug 2 2004, 01:06 AM
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 ilikeyouSofreakingmuch.  Group: Member Posts: 2,014 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 643  |
watz wrong with em .. lol
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Aug 2 2004, 01:20 AM
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 Cb's Emotional Writer Group: Member Posts: 166 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 33,300 |
that was funny, i wonder if that bible still says sex, or if it says f*cked!
Gen (something something) : and adam f*cked the sh*t out of eve to have cain and abel. the way things are going dont be shocked if some pope freaking makes THE PIMPS BIBLE, and tryies to reach out to the urban youth, john 3:16 for our homie jesus gave his only kid for your ass! he died in the cross for you homie, thats one down ass dawg not that im trying to be funny point is at the rate were going i wouldnt be shocked if it happened |
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Aug 2 2004, 07:54 AM
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 did someone fart?! Group: Member Posts: 1,528 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,662 |
QUOTE(Longhorn @ Aug 1 2004, 2:00 AM) dude that is so wrong. if he was a member of the Catholic Church he would be excommunicated by even starting to re-write the Bible. The ONLY author of the Bible is God. the people who write it down on paper are his messengers. geeze that guy is a butt wipe! Sorry for being Miss Nerd Face, but God was not the author of the Bible. The Bible is inspired by God, according to Catholic Doctrine. [ 1st sentence here: http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/02543a.htm ] But that's not the point. Anyway, on to the subject.. There are many different versions of the Bible. Why? Because many different people had different views of God. They had many different experiences with God. There are a lot of books that we haven't heard of that may as well be as ridiculous as this man's. Unfortunately we've heard about this one. Dude if I got angry about every ridiculous thing I've heard about religion, I'd be angry all the time. I thought this was quite funny. Good topic 
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Aug 2 2004, 09:16 AM
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 technicolor girl Group: Member Posts: 1,075 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,104 |
oh my.. what the freak!!
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Aug 2 2004, 12:11 PM
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 Knight of the Black Flames Group: Member Posts: 428 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,166 |
WHAT THE HECK IS HE THINKINKING??? That is @%$#$% retarded! No one should mess with the bible like that!
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Aug 2 2004, 12:13 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 7,048 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,696 |
that guy in the picture looked scurry....
i dont really understand all those bible quotes or whatever.... they're kinda annoying too |
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Aug 2 2004, 12:18 PM
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thats such crap. all these atheistic movements these days...tsk tsk
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Aug 3 2004, 05:03 AM
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 . . . 1's and 2's. . . Group: Member Posts: 215 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,948 |
its not that bad . it still has the same message .
 . but still it shouldnt be messes with .
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Aug 3 2004, 05:12 AM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
lols thats gay and stupid. that guy is insane. but it's not like he published it...
 
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Aug 3 2004, 09:58 AM
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WTF
 ....ppl are going in sane,im no christian buh i think its f**king wrong!!!
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Aug 3 2004, 10:01 AM
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 ^ moo... Group: Member Posts: 962 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,212 |
is the 'remixed' bible criticizing the WHOLE bible or is it jus, the bible with a kick? with facts and everything
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Aug 3 2004, 10:20 AM
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 dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
haha. bible remix. that's classic. that's hilarious. i should write a bible translation:
"and god said, let there be light" "then the numbero uno fliped the cosmic light switch so all we brothas don't gotta be in da dark" hahaha. dude, the bible may be sacred to you, but you're already reading an edit. and edit of an edit. it's not the original. how do you know what's been added and whats been left out? |
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Aug 3 2004, 10:33 AM
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False prophecising. Blasphemy. <- Eternal sin
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Aug 3 2004, 11:19 AM
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 t3h koolest guy in cB Group: Member Posts: 2,194 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 513 |
dude, that sh!ts not funny.. or kool...
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Aug 3 2004, 11:22 AM
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 pixel hybrid Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 |
The things people come up with these days. *shakes head*
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Aug 3 2004, 11:43 AM
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 We are the cure. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,936 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,456 |
O_o
How'd he get that? |
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Aug 3 2004, 11:45 AM
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QUOTE(waccoon @ Aug 3 2004, 9:43 AM) O_o How'd he get that? probably had nooo life whatsoever. just sat there and started to "edit" the bible.. ..he must have a big butt by now.
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Feb 2 2006, 03:19 AM
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 Azn at heart Group: Member Posts: 126 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 106,772 |
All translations suck. Even the old hebrew to more modern one. My familly owns a simpler hebrew version, and my parents memorized bible in thier youth, they say it's not the same when it isn't the original.
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Feb 3 2006, 05:52 AM
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 oink Group: Member Posts: 1,099 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,836 |
you doomed sweety.
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Feb 3 2006, 06:59 AM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
My head hurts.
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Feb 3 2006, 12:35 PM
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 in the reverb chamber. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,022 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 300,308 |
Pffffffft, that is so amateur.
When I was younger I rewrote genesis. It was great. Satan, who was actually pop star Brittney Spears, took the form of Billy Blanks and tempted Adam and Steve with a delicious low-fat Sub Sanwich from the Subway of the knowledge of Cool and Lame with the Garden of Ignorance. It was awesome.
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Feb 3 2006, 03:36 PM
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 When the sun sleeps. Group: Member Posts: 532 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,628 |
Oh gosh that is freakin funny. or kinda disturbing?
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Feb 3 2006, 04:29 PM
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 Diana =] Group: Member Posts: 1,318 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 174,147 |
That guy is nuts! No one should try to re-write the Bible.
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