things to do in an elevator, 26 of them |
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 Jul 7 2004, 09:11 AM
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I am Sandy. Hear me roar.  Group: Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,896  |
i already know that ima try all of them, [and get myself arrested
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Jul 7 2004, 02:21 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
haha they're all funny lol
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Jul 7 2004, 11:20 PM
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 Retired Member Group: Member Posts: 879 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,843 |
lol
you might end up in a mental hospital or they might call security Guard: "stupid kids" ... lol 
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Jul 31 2004, 08:55 PM
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 something more Group: Member Posts: 2,468 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,808 |
hahahah....HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!! HAHAH!!! man...ill do those to my friends when we are on the elevator! HAHAHa!
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Jul 31 2004, 10:07 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
omg! ima do those!
... seriously, i will do those if someone dared me. |
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Aug 1 2004, 12:06 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 16 2004, 6:47 PM) 26 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR >>> >When there's only one other person in the elevator, >>> >tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't >>> >you. >>> > >>> >Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. >>> >Smile, and go back for more. >>> > >>> >Ask if you can push the button for other people, but >>> >push the wrong ones. >>> > >>> >Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask >>> >if they know what floor you're on. >>> > >>> >Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your >>> >friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, >>> >"Hi Greg. How's your day been?" >>> > >>> >Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick >>> >it up, then scream, "that's mine!" >>> > >>> >Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the >>> >elevator >>> > >>> >Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone >>> >gets on, ask if they have an appointment. >>> > >>> >Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like >>> >to play. >>> > >>> >Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, >>> >ask them if they hear something ticking. >>> > >>> >Pretend you are a flight attendant and review >>> >emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. >>> > >>> >Ask, "Did you feel that?" >>> > >>> >Stand really close to someone, sniffing them >>> >occasionally. >>> > >>> >When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's >>> >okay. Don't panic, they open up again." >>> > >>> >Swat at flies that don't exist. >>> > >>> >Tell people that you can see their aura >>> > >>> >Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it. >>> > >>> >Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and >>> >muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" >>> > >>> >Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering >>> >inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" >>> > >>> >Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing >>> >the wall, without getting off. >>> > >>> >Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce >>> >in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly. >>> > >>> > >>> >Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the >>> >other passengers. >>> > >>> >Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. >>> > >>> >Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. >>> > >>> >Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and >>> >then announce, "I have new socks on." >>> > >>> >Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and >>> >announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal >>> >space!" >>> > >>> >Fart loudly then exclaim "Not I said the wolf. There's >>> >no way I could do that one because unfortately mine >>> >don't come out loud." >>> > >>> >Jump up and down then look at the floor and shout " >>> >let go you bastard " >>> > >>> > >>> >Before the elevator door opens shout "DING" and then >>> >laugh and say "beat you again Mr Elevator." >>> > >>> >Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk >>> >into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other >>> >passenger's direction ..............um...........ok* wats the point of saying it?lol |
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Aug 1 2004, 02:31 PM
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 s a r a h r o s e <3 Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,944 |
aw thats hilarious!!
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Aug 2 2004, 04:39 PM
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 remember in kindergarten...? Group: Member Posts: 18 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,327 |
bwahaha *DING!* i beat u again elevator!
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Aug 2 2004, 05:01 PM
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 waiting for love to find me... Group: Member Posts: 60 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,134 |
thats so funny! i think i'll try a couple of those!
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Aug 5 2004, 08:12 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
LOL RAOTFLMFAO TAHTS SO FRIGGN HILARIUOS!!! LOLOLOLOL LMFAO IM GONNA TRY THOSE
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Aug 6 2004, 04:03 PM
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StReEtBaWlEr91 Group: Member Posts: 250 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,718 |
lol one of the funniest things i read at CB
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Aug 6 2004, 04:19 PM
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MiCHELLEY. Group: Member Posts: 164 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,846 |
"It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
LMFA0 |
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Aug 6 2004, 04:22 PM
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 [[one piece :D Group: Member Posts: 2,722 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 795 |
hahah. i remember the lizzie mcguire movie.
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Aug 9 2004, 05:40 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
Lol. No wonder elevators are fun.
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Aug 9 2004, 09:36 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,267 |
LMAO i think i would really try those....seems good enough to use!
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Aug 10 2004, 10:48 AM
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 ~*NEON*~ Group: Member Posts: 195 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,264 |
im insane. i ALWAYS do those kinda things... not only in elevators. haha. seriously i am insane
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Aug 10 2004, 10:54 AM
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 chri$ Group: Member Posts: 1,014 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,284 |
I've got to do those sometime...
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Aug 11 2004, 05:34 AM
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 the yellow duck massacre . Group: Member Posts: 169 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,799 |
isn`t there more ?
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Aug 11 2004, 10:25 AM
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dont forget to smiLe today Group: Member Posts: 336 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,095 |
nice :] my schooL newspaper posted those. they were hiLarious
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Aug 11 2004, 08:00 PM
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 BiGdRaGoN31 Group: Member Posts: 463 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,585 |
hahahaha,damn,who made this sh*t, group hug?i should do that when its all gurls on da elevator
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