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my fav joke.., :-D
skaterjswife2
post Aug 1 2004, 03:57 PM
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A father finds his son praying at night. 'God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta Grandpa.' The father finds this odd, but doesn't think too much of it. The next morning the grandfather dies. The father remembers the night before, but doesn't say anything. That night, the son prays, 'God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma.' The father hopes that nothing happens to the grandmother. Sure enough, the next morning the grandmother dies. At this point the father gets really scared. That night, the son prays "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy". The father stays up all night long, frightened. Early in the morning he goes to the doctor to make sure everything is fine. When he comes home, his wife is waiting frantically in the driveway and yells "Honey, come quick! The milkman just dropped dead on the porch!"
 

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skaterjswife2   my fav joke..   Aug 1 2004, 03:57 PM
seitekiflip   haha   Aug 1 2004, 06:15 PM
Sherry_Vu   i've heard this one. it's funnny   Aug 1 2004, 08:01 PM
IIO__oII   GASP! hahahaahahha how cute! poor kid. ;D   Aug 1 2004, 08:02 PM
s0emotionalx3   hahahaha. the dad prob. would've been better o...   Aug 1 2004, 08:32 PM
Justingamemaster   =] didn't he already die though? =S   Aug 1 2004, 09:04 PM
01-supergirl   LOL. tata kiddo. hehes   Aug 1 2004, 09:23 PM
JustHere4NoReason   OMG... so the milkman's the father. Creepy......   Aug 1 2004, 09:29 PM
dani41790   hahaha omg man that's wrong   Aug 1 2004, 10:24 PM
tootsie_kiddo   hahaha, i lyk dat one ;)   Aug 2 2004, 01:23 AM
StarStruck xD   that means that the milkman was the father of the ...   Aug 2 2004, 02:43 PM
kyuubi319   dang... that kids like, the anti christ or somethi...   Aug 3 2004, 11:24 AM
happy endings   HAHA..omg..took me a second to figure it out..but ...   Aug 3 2004, 11:58 AM
x AZN D0RKii x   i don`t get it ..   Aug 3 2004, 01:21 PM
xjjajeengx   QUOTE(x AZN D0RKii x @ Aug 3 2004, 1:21 PM)i ...   Aug 3 2004, 08:59 PM
HuGs_fOr_yOu   ..wat a creepy kid   Aug 3 2004, 09:29 PM
elmogurly   Naughty naughty. I like the kid though. He's g...   Aug 4 2004, 03:46 AM
x_angawhomps   Rofl whoa that's kinda creepy..   Aug 4 2004, 04:56 AM
Caustic   i heard it in big fish   Aug 4 2004, 06:28 AM
RiC3xBoy   lol thats pretty sad   Aug 4 2004, 08:44 AM
POonSKi   haha///// i liike this**   Aug 4 2004, 01:09 PM
CEP   Aww man. Poor dad. I'm guessing the kid's ...   Aug 4 2004, 01:14 PM
seriouslynikki   QUOTE(JustHere4NoReason @ Aug 1 2004, 9:29 PM...   Aug 4 2004, 01:23 PM
inquisitive_   .............Lol. That was funny.   Aug 4 2004, 01:33 PM
tainted_angel   LoL! Very nice. Ta ta kid. Lol.   Aug 4 2004, 05:17 PM
strwbrrykiwi23   haha lol   Aug 4 2004, 07:54 PM
pnai4eva   LMao, heard that joke b4...   Aug 5 2004, 02:20 PM
F1R3B4T   lol thers like a million jokes out there about the...   Aug 5 2004, 02:22 PM
nycxjohn   lmao nice i like that   Aug 10 2004, 12:48 PM
MasterNe0   I get it. LMAO It a old joke thought. Read it som...   Aug 10 2004, 03:26 PM
ikayto   i heard a different versino where a doctor has an ...   Aug 10 2004, 10:39 PM
F1R3B4T   that kid has seriously killer powers!!...   Aug 11 2004, 01:43 AM
_cheekz_   RE: my fav joke..   Jun 10 2007, 05:43 PM
phoenixpyre   hahahah a bastard child!!!   Jun 11 2007, 12:56 AM
x_curse_of_the_curves_x   I didn't get it until i read the posts after t...   Jun 27 2007, 01:16 AM
SinfullySweet   Haha. Poor dad   Jun 28 2007, 03:05 AM
alovesopure   Yay for old jokes (this topic is almost 3 years ol...   Jun 28 2007, 03:08 AM
SinfullySweet   Holy fudge. This topic was started three years ag...   Jun 28 2007, 12:55 PM


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