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 Jul 29 2004, 03:07 PM
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If you think life is bad.....
How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes four minutes to get hard. Only two minutes to get soft. You share your box with 5 other guys But worst of all.. the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!! So cheer up, Your life ain't that bad!!!!   
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jnukes Your life..... as an egg.... Jul 29 2004, 03:07 PM
iZnEedSuMcOkE hahaz!! i wouldn't wanna be an egg.. Jul 29 2004, 07:07 PM kyuubi319 ouch. thats gotta... suck... -__-;; poor egg Jul 29 2004, 08:23 PM Fallen_Fairy oh man thats fxcked up! Jul 29 2004, 08:25 PM Hells_Ice hehehehe. egg...lol Jul 30 2004, 09:43 AM x hYpErRoSeY x lol
what about that siamese person??
ur a siames... Jul 30 2004, 12:39 PM emptyminded Weren't we all a part of an egg at one time? b... Jul 30 2004, 12:50 PM ThePrincessofTKD QUOTE(emptyminded @ Jul 30 2004, 12:50 PM)Wer... Jul 30 2004, 01:15 PM black_cloud10 QUOTE(ThePrincessofTKD @ Jul 30 2004, 1:15 PM... Jul 30 2004, 01:16 PM IIO__oII sicksicksick.
how can you turn something so innoce... Jul 30 2004, 03:12 PM DaToNeViEtBoI916 QUOTE(IIO__oII @ Jul 30 2004, 3:12 PM)sicksic... Jul 30 2004, 05:15 PM x AZN D0RKii x aha wow that really suCks to be an egg .. Jul 30 2004, 09:15 PM POonSKi hhaha..omg! dis is gay!!! Jul 30 2004, 09:46 PM Mireh Hahaha...ouch
served! Jul 30 2004, 10:18 PM juliar Eek.
Ahh.
>.< Jul 30 2004, 10:28 PM sammi rules you Haha. That is funny. But what about a girl egg? Jul 31 2004, 04:35 AM strwbrrykiwi23 lmao... that makes sense Jul 31 2004, 09:15 AM 01-supergirl LOL. poor eggs, thank god im human. Jul 31 2004, 06:34 PM sheepy LOL. haha Aug 1 2004, 03:30 PM dani41790 hahaha thank god im not an egg Aug 1 2004, 10:26 PM tootsie_kiddo LMAAAAOOO!!!!!!!!... Aug 2 2004, 01:21 AM pnai4eva WHOA!!! Glad i'm not an egg... Aug 6 2004, 10:20 PM F1R3B4T lol sick joke but funny none the less...
thank god... Aug 7 2004, 02:04 AM Caustic it would be cool to be an egg what are you talking... Aug 8 2004, 06:20 AM x_angawhomps I like eggs. Aug 8 2004, 07:28 AM nyctophiliac haha i heard that one before...i wouldn't wann... Aug 8 2004, 11:11 AM elmogurly my eggs come in a dozen...so thats 11 other eggs t... Aug 9 2004, 04:58 AM lilteardrop HAHAHAHA NiCEEEEE. very cute loL Aug 11 2004, 11:21 AM
chimps ate my hw but they do taste mm mm good ! Aug 11 2004, 12:39 PM  |
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