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New Bible Translations, this guy is insane!
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post Jun 25 2004, 01:21 AM
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Rar! I just read this article, they've come out with a new translation of the Bible, but it turns all of the messages around! It's insane, it made me mad too.

Here's the link for the website: http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article....RTICLE_ID=39114

And here's one of the translations:
Matthew 26:69-70

Authorized version: "Now Peter sat without in the palace: and a damsel came unto him, saying, 'Thou also wast with Jesus of Galilee.' But he denied before them all, saying, I know not what thou sayest."

New: "Meanwhile Rocky was still sitting in the courtyard. A woman came up to him and said: 'Haven't I seen you with Jesus, the hero from Galilee?" Rocky shook his head and said: 'I don't know what the hell you're talking about!'"

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post Jun 25 2004, 01:26 AM
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omg! that's nuts. a bible parody? i guess they wanted the smoking section in eternity.
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 01:30 AM
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wow, that seems a bit... ugh

hah but my guess is probably they wanted to spread the gospel around people who talks like that and would probably UNDERSTAND better that way ahaha
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 01:36 AM
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someone is going to hell....
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 01:50 AM
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QUOTE(DisneyPrincessKate @ Jun 24 2004, 11:21 PM)
Rar! I just read this article, they've come out with a new translation of the Bible, but it turns all of the messages around! It's insane, it made me mad too.

Here's the link for the website: http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article....RTICLE_ID=39114

And here's one of the translations:
Matthew 26:69-70

Authorized version: "Now Peter sat without in the palace: and a damsel came unto him, saying, 'Thou also wast with Jesus of Galilee.' But he denied before them all, saying, I know not what thou sayest."

New: "Meanwhile Rocky was still sitting in the courtyard. A woman came up to him and said: 'Haven't I seen you with Jesus, the hero from Galilee?" Rocky shook his head and said: 'I don't know what the hell you're talking about!'"

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Rocky? LOOLOLOL
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 02:00 AM
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dude that is so wrong. if he was a member of the Catholic Church he would be excommunicated by even starting to re-write the Bible. The ONLY author of the Bible is God. the people who write it down on paper are his messengers. geeze that guy is a butt wipe!
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 03:01 AM
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omg that is soo wrong. man that guy is stupid
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 03:11 AM
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you wanna hear a catholic joke?
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 05:38 AM
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WTF. That is a little bit easier to understand but too inapproriate. mad.gif
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 06:09 AM
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i get it...peter=rock in some wierd language...but its such a ...lets say, vulgar(?) translation of the bible...i know that if i used that translation while teaching sunday school a couple of students would understand better but still....
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 06:20 AM
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QUOTE(Luster Soldier @ Aug 1 2004, 3:38 AM)
WTF. That is a little bit easier to understand but too inapproriate. mad.gif

Hahaha!
Agh...what the heck is wrong with this guy? Someone slap him.
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 06:29 AM
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QUOTE(crazeegirl411 @ Aug 1 2004, 1:20 AM)
Hahaha!
Agh...what the heck is wrong with this guy? Someone slap him.

yea that guy needs a slap. hammer.gif

throb.gif jackie
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 08:04 AM
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Greetings!!

is this wat ya get for freedom of speech?! _unsure.gif

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post Aug 1 2004, 08:37 AM
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email him and cuss him out...he deserves that stubborn.gif
 
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dATS MESSED UP !
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 10:43 AM
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QUOTE(Levy2k6 @ Aug 1 2004, 2:36 AM)
someone is going to hell....

Yup! I agree. Someone is going to hell with Satan. mad.gif What do you think they are, founders of the Bible? Ugh...get real. mad.gif
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 11:22 AM
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WTH.
I'm not even religious and I find that offensive, like they're degrading the Bible.
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QUOTE(crazeegirl411 @ Aug 1 2004, 4:20 AM)
Hahaha!
Agh...what the heck is wrong with this guy? Someone slap him.

id slap him till jesus comes back stubborn.gif stubborn.gif
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 12:51 PM
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Hasn't there always been stuff like this? You don't hear about it a lot but it's happening. _dry.gif
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 11:56 PM
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kekeke..thats..kinda funny..^^
 
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haha that made me laugh really hard...

the new one is a more realistic bible..
 
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Wtf is up with that? mad.gif Haha, kinda funny, though!
 
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