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 Jun 16 2004, 04:56 PM
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 old school member  Group: Member Posts: 1,796 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 843  |
30 minutes?! No wonder they don't care about anything else...pfft. I wouldn't.
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Jun 16 2004, 10:37 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
i love your little comments after the fact. those are good
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Jun 17 2004, 07:40 AM
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 Alisha Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880 |
 haha very funny
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Jun 29 2004, 09:12 AM
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 jesus freak Group: Member Posts: 378 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,748 |
hahaha. got this from an e-mail long before. lol. yah, funny but true.
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Jul 27 2004, 08:29 PM
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 tag! you're it! ;D Group: Member Posts: 555 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,572 |
whoa .. very interesting lol .
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Jul 27 2004, 11:44 PM
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QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 24 2004, 9:38 PM) -I didn't make the commentaries- If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (omg!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!") The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??) i knew everything except those |
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Jul 28 2004, 02:20 PM
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 Change Gon Come Group: Member Posts: 2,286 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,822 |
haha..i wanna be a pig next life too!!!
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Jul 28 2004, 09:44 PM
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 Roses are red so r my cheeks! Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,115 |
none of them r funnie, I wasnt laughing heh sorri
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Jul 28 2004, 10:05 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
wait.. if humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure then how do are we able to tell if the dolphins are really having sex for pleasure or jus cuz they wanna mate???
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Jul 28 2004, 10:19 PM
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 JeSsIcA rAyE Group: Member Posts: 782 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,977 |
oh boy.....lol
QUOTE The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. I knew that already! |
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Jul 28 2004, 10:50 PM
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 [SheRRi_BeRRi] Group: Member Posts: 344 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,454 |
ummm....yeea....alot of useful information o_O
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Jul 30 2004, 10:02 AM
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 TheQuietThingsNoOneEverKnows Group: Member Posts: 75 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,721 |
lol, where'd u get all that stuff???
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Jul 31 2004, 09:30 PM
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 something more Group: Member Posts: 2,468 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,808 |
QUOTE Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) haha...those made me laugh!!! |
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Jul 31 2004, 10:05 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
haha wow...
never knew some of those... lol maybe i'll tell them to my friends one day~ 
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Aug 1 2004, 02:56 PM
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 dizzy me up. Group: Member Posts: 3,191 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,139 |
o_O interesting
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Aug 3 2004, 11:35 AM
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I am Sandy. Hear me roar. Group: Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,896 |
thats why dolphins are almost as smart as humans. it'd be fun to be a pig... 30 minutes.... i mean wowsorsz.... and i thnk i know why the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body
 QUOTE The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. umm.... okay, most humans like it kinda rough and wild and all, but i dont think we'd rip the guys head off... i mean whoa, i feel sorry for that thing. |
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Aug 6 2004, 10:15 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
LMAO, those were very interesting facts!
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Aug 7 2004, 12:33 AM
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you're a biscuit-butt. Group: Member Posts: 122 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,523 |
Wow! That's very educational and interesting!
Poor mantis...has to get his head ripped off... |
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Aug 7 2004, 01:50 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
LOL LMAO well iunno, the facts aren't funni, its the commentaries that crack me up
"wat about the pig?" lol lmao |
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Aug 9 2004, 05:34 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
At least now, I can go tell my lefty friends that I'll live longer than them. Hehe. Joy is restored in my life.
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Aug 9 2004, 09:41 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,267 |
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) that was the funniest of all lmao |
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Aug 14 2004, 11:45 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
lmfao "wat about the pig?
and "if they switch they'll live longer" lmfao! |
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Aug 14 2004, 11:50 PM
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 ∙+∙o.OJadeyO.o∙+∙ Group: Member Posts: 27 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,281 |
haha goOod stuff!
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