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 Jul 27 2004, 07:48 PM
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this dude goes to the hospital
and he has a disease one of his legs and he has to get it amputated and afterh the operation doctor saysi have good news and bad news and the dude says...um...I'll hear the bad news first so the doctor says the bad news is that we amputated the wrong leg! the dude sits in stunned silence and the doctor says," but the good news is that your other leg is getting better, so we don't have to amputate it anymore" |
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Jul 27 2004, 07:52 PM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
lmao, i get it
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Jul 27 2004, 08:08 PM
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 tag! you're it! ;D Group: Member Posts: 555 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,572 |
huh ? i don`t get it . can someone explain it to me please ?
*edit aha nvm i get it now that i read it over again . |
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Jul 27 2004, 08:09 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 228 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,737 |
lol i dun find it all that funny o-0
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Jul 27 2004, 11:41 PM
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aww haha how sadd.
=O |
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Jul 28 2004, 03:27 AM
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 N.CARTER Group: Member Posts: 1,709 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,742 |
damn, whatta doctor, i'd never wanna run into those. yikess!
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Jul 28 2004, 08:34 AM
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Haha I get it.
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Jul 28 2004, 10:32 AM
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 ^ moo... Group: Member Posts: 962 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,212 |
holeee crap thats sad . _ .
i laughed but -- yes it was sad erm. |
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Jul 28 2004, 08:09 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
lolz.. omg! i love dis one!! damn it*
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Jul 28 2004, 09:25 PM
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 Roses are red so r my cheeks! Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,115 |
HAHA i get it I think lol, what a stupid blonde (talkin bout myself) lol
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Jul 28 2004, 09:51 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
haha what a poor guy
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Jul 29 2004, 08:52 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
haha i would just sock the doctor
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Jul 29 2004, 08:56 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
hmm. so the thing was that they were wrng on which leg it was. right? just abit of track i guess. blah =(
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Jul 30 2004, 09:41 AM
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 TheQuietThingsNoOneEverKnows Group: Member Posts: 75 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,721 |
hehehe, sux fo da dude
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Jul 30 2004, 12:40 PM
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 s a r a h r o s e <3 Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,944 |
oo i feel so bad for him xD
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Aug 8 2004, 06:08 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
O, Lol i get it now
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Aug 8 2004, 06:10 PM
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 advanced newbie... S2 Group: Member Posts: 3,504 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 752 |
OMFG thass SOOOOO SAD
 poor guy. he should sue the doctor and get his leg stitched back unto him or somethibng 
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Aug 8 2004, 07:33 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahaha lmao man i feel sorry for that guy
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Aug 9 2004, 04:24 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
That doctor should be sued...
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Aug 9 2004, 10:26 AM
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i have no clue what it means
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Aug 9 2004, 08:18 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
I feel sorry for the guy.
Funny but a bit depress. |
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Aug 11 2004, 11:11 AM
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dont forget to smiLe today Group: Member Posts: 336 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,095 |
HAHA NiCE. i hope i dont have a doctor like that!
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Aug 11 2004, 11:13 AM
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 ¢¾ Wanting it. ¢¾ Group: Member Posts: 2,060 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,234 |
HA, very cool joke
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Aug 11 2004, 12:11 PM
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lol lmao...
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Aug 11 2004, 12:45 PM
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 CAN I BE A MONGOOSE DOG? Group: Member Posts: 60 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,788 |
poor guy
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