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Rent for apartment
mystah_danger
post Jul 29 2004, 02:54 AM
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A business man met a beautiful girl and asked her to spend the night with him for $500. And she did. Before he left in the morning, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed a note:

Dear Madam,

Enclosed find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was under the impression that:

(1) it had never been occupied;
(2) that there was plenty of heat;
(3) that it was small enough to make me cozy and at home.

Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

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Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:

Dear Sir,

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord.
 
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post Jul 29 2004, 12:34 PM
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I dont get it, anyone care to explain?
 
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post Jul 29 2004, 12:36 PM
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hahaha, mad funny bro.
 
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post Jul 29 2004, 01:40 PM
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Dear Madam,

Enclosed find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was under the impression that:

(1) it had never been occupied;
(2) that there was plenty of heat;
(3) that it was small enough to make me cozy and at home.

Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

To make it fast the man asked the hooker to come home wit him for $500. Then he realizes that she wasnt that good so he only gives her $250 and explains to her why.


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Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:

Dear Sir,

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord.

The hooker is Furious so she turns the check back and explain how bad he was as well
 
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post Jul 29 2004, 01:43 PM
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eh
 
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post Jul 29 2004, 01:52 PM
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lol I got it.
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 09:54 AM
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lmao!!!! that sh*ts funny!
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 12:43 PM
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thnx mystah_danger for explainin it xD i had no idea what was going on

funni tho!!
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 12:47 PM
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Haha.. I just got that... That wouldn't be worth it though...
 
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post Jul 31 2004, 10:11 PM
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haha... lol happy.gif
 
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post Jul 31 2004, 10:35 PM
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Haha I had to read the explanation before I understood.

I'm slow.

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post Aug 1 2004, 02:00 AM
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oooh lol...funnie funnie happy.gif happy.gif
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 04:06 AM
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hahahaha lmao man thats realli funni
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 10:57 AM
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post Aug 9 2004, 04:49 AM
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I didn't get it the first time...yet it was not amusing to me...spongebob makes me laugh..maybe I should go watch some spongebob...
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 10:11 AM
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lols uh oh this dude got some explainin to do!
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 10:35 AM
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QUOTE(mystah_danger @ Jul 29 2004, 12:54 AM)
A business man met a beautiful girl and asked her to spend the night with him for $500. And she did. Before he left in the morning, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed a note:

Dear Madam,

Enclosed find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was under the impression that:

(1) it had never been occupied;
(2) that there was plenty of heat;
(3) that it was small enough to make me cozy and at home.

Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

-------------------------------------------------------

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:

Dear Sir,

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord.

Roflmao.. smart woman XD
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 01:36 PM
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LOL, i get it now!
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 01:58 PM
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Haha.
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 08:14 PM
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ewww!!haha....haha....omg!!!!its gross!
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 08:14 PM
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I get it but a bit confused at first.

very funny still.
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 01:23 PM
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lmao i get it...
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 02:20 PM
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i dont get it ):
 
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