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 Jul 28 2004, 01:53 PM
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 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 38 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,043  |
okay what's someone else's cheese that isn't yours?
NOT CHO CHEESE!  okay where do pirates like to go eat? AAARRRRBBY'S okay two termites walk into a bar and then one says to the other, "where's the Bar-Tender?" Hahahaha ah I love it
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Jul 28 2004, 01:57 PM
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 i'm his cookies&cream monster! Group: Member Posts: 274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,664 |
QUOTE(hangooksaram @ Jul 28 2004, 1:53 PM) okay two termites walk into a bar and then one says to the other, "where's the Bar-Tender?"  uh i dont get that one..
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Jul 28 2004, 01:58 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
haha cute clean jokes
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Jul 28 2004, 04:05 PM
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My name is Jason, not imafreakinazn D: Group: Member Posts: 2,008 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,432 |
QUOTE haha cute clean jokes hahahahaha! why..? you like dirty jokes? jk. they're ok...i guess |
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Jul 28 2004, 07:15 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
?!?!?!?!?! wat????...huhuh?
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Jul 28 2004, 07:16 PM
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 s a r a h r o s e <3 Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,944 |
lol funni- i dun get the termite one tho ..
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Jul 28 2004, 09:31 PM
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 Roses are red so r my cheeks! Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,115 |
QUOTE(hangooksaram @ Jul 28 2004, 1:53 PM) okay two termites walk into a bar and then one says to the other, "where's the Bar-Tender?" I get them all cept this one... ok? |
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Jul 28 2004, 09:56 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
yeah i dont get the termite one either.....
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Jul 29 2004, 09:40 AM
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QUOTE(chica777708 @ Jul 28 2004, 9:31 PM) I get them all cept this one... ok? okay termites are known for eatting wood. So think about it... where is the Bar (wood) tender? Tender as in sweetspot or like best part to eat.... gosh the joke dies when you gotta explain it 
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Jul 29 2004, 12:05 PM
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i'm his cookies&cream monster! Group: Member Posts: 274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,664 |
QUOTE(hangooksaram @ Jul 29 2004, 9:40 AM) okay termites are known for eatting wood. So think about it... where is the Bar (wood) tender? Tender as in sweetspot or like best part to eat.... gosh the joke dies when you gotta explain it oh now i get it |
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Jul 29 2004, 12:11 PM
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 Word. Group: Member Posts: 3,004 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,673 |
i still don't get it..
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Jul 29 2004, 03:19 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 103 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,524 |
LOL! I actually got the termite one after I read a couple of times
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Jul 30 2004, 09:51 AM
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 TheQuietThingsNoOneEverKnows Group: Member Posts: 75 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,721 |
hehehe, lol
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Aug 8 2004, 06:11 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
The termite joke wuzn't really all that funny.
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Aug 8 2004, 06:19 PM
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 advanced newbie... S2 Group: Member Posts: 3,504 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 752 |
i got the termite joke
i like the second joke  its cute and clever
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Aug 8 2004, 07:32 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol those jokes r ok
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Aug 9 2004, 04:42 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
I don't really get it...
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Aug 11 2004, 01:26 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
lol ARRRbys
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Aug 11 2004, 02:13 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
i already hurd the not cho cheese one *(: but its still funny (:
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