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mystah_danger
post Jul 29 2004, 02:59 AM
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A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need
to enter a password.

Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in

"P...E...N...I...S".

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

****PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH****
 
silver-rain
post Jul 29 2004, 09:19 AM
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hi. call me linda.
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haha, that's funny.
 
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post Jul 29 2004, 11:55 AM
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hahaha
ewwwwww
xO
 
*Fallen_Fairy*
post Jul 29 2004, 12:01 PM
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thats hilarious
 
iZnEedSuMcOkE
post Jul 29 2004, 12:03 PM
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i'm his cookies&cream monster!
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lol poor man
 
chica777708
post Jul 29 2004, 12:27 PM
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Roses are red so r my cheeks!
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HAHA OMg that is funnie lol
 
Justingamemaster
post Jul 29 2004, 12:29 PM
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mmm....beer....
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mahahahahhahahhhahaahaha laugh.gif

shifty.gif I pretty sure if i typed it would be long enough whistling.gif
 
aznplayaz
post Jul 29 2004, 08:52 PM
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hahaha yo thats funny
 
LatinaLady
post Jul 29 2004, 08:57 PM
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Look its...
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lmao i seenit before and still is good. yup=) should say it to one of my friends when on the comp
 
yeseulx3
post Jul 29 2004, 08:58 PM
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Ah, mon Dieu !
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lmao
 
Hells_Ice
post Jul 30 2004, 09:38 AM
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lol
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 12:07 PM
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s a r a h r o s e <3
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lol!! isnt that someones avatar? but LOL THATS SO FUNNI
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 03:10 PM
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doot doot doot
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lmao hahahahha laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 03:14 PM
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lol awesome joke laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 09:21 PM
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tag! you're it! ;D
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lmao !! laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 09:55 PM
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omfg!!! haha.... dis cracks me up real bad!
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 09:58 PM
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Oh no, my password is revealed! wink.gif
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 10:12 PM
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haha... ouch!
 
juliar
post Jul 30 2004, 10:14 PM
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3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me.
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Tsk tsk.
Trying to be funny amounts to nothing.
 
Foolish Heart
post Jul 31 2004, 01:25 AM
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Aww! ^___^
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Hahaha.

-hEaRt <3
 
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post Jul 31 2004, 01:58 AM
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niiice laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 31 2004, 01:58 AM
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ohh gosh no
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hahah thats funny, i think i saw that on someones avatar in cb. But oh well good joke.
 
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post Jul 31 2004, 02:06 AM
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Haha I get it.
 
SarahxJoy
post Jul 31 2004, 02:08 AM
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What the fack.
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LoL! I like that. You just made my day.
 
rnrn897
post Jul 31 2004, 02:16 AM
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^ moo...
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el em eff ae oh.
erm.. every1 took all the good ones :T
 
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