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xLil SweetnezZx
post Jul 27 2004, 08:55 PM
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Soft drinks are my high
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A cranky old lady, a kind middle-aged woman, a young couple, and a blind man live in the same apartment.

The old lady is taking a bath when someone knocks on the door. She sees through the peephole its the kind woman. She slips opon a robe and ses, "Yeah, what do ya want"

The middle aged woman says, bubbling with excitement, "Congratulate me-I'm getting married." The old woman rudely congradulates her and slams the door in her face.

A little while later, she hears another knock. Checkingg the peep-hole she sees its the young couple. Slipping on a robe, she opens the door. "Congratulate us-we're having a baby!"they say. THe old lady slams the door, not bothering to congratulate them and returns to her bath.

About 5 minutes later, another knock on the door draws the old lady from her bath. Checking the peephole she sees its the blind man and doesn't bother to put her robe on. The blind man says,

"Congratulate me-I'm not blind any more!"
 
LatinaLady
post Jul 27 2004, 08:57 PM
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Look its...
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oh my god that was very unxepected. loll. bad view for the guy thought lol
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 11:36 PM
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hahahah i heard that one before.
hahahah ;D
 
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post Jul 28 2004, 10:03 PM
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doot doot doot
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oh dear..... haha lols dam. tongue.gif
 
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post Jul 29 2004, 02:03 AM
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Aww! ^___^
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Eew! Seeing an old lady naked? Bleh. Lol.

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post Jul 29 2004, 12:32 PM
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Roses are red so r my cheeks!
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OMG How funnie I love it, I showed it to all my friends and they cracked up... lol
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 01:22 PM
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That's got to suck for the ex-blind guy..haha
 
yeseulx3
post Jul 31 2004, 12:58 PM
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Ah, mon Dieu !
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hahaha that would suck~
 
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post Jul 31 2004, 06:35 PM
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LOL! oh dear, hahas he's not blind no more. hehee
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 04:25 AM
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ahahaha i feel realli sorry for the guy
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 04:53 AM
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Oh God. I bet he was instantly blinded again. pinch.gif
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 12:01 PM
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..::i<3 POonSKi::..
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omg!!! this is gay!!!lolx,,,, i feel bad for her x[
 
sheepy
post Aug 2 2004, 08:24 PM
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dizzy me up.
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LOL. its weirrd tho blink.gif
 
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post Aug 2 2004, 08:27 PM
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ewwww! Poor gui
 
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post Aug 3 2004, 01:28 AM
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Haha.
 
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post Aug 3 2004, 11:44 AM
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aww, i feel bad for the poor old guy, i mean, shes prolly all saggy and nasty and ookie and gookie and icky and yucky!!!!
 
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post Aug 3 2004, 01:22 PM
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tag! you're it! ;D
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laugh.gif haha !! nicee one biggrin.gif
 
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post Aug 3 2004, 09:01 PM
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advanced newbie... S2
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O.M.G... not a pretty site laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 4 2004, 03:52 AM
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Eww. That is so gross..yuck.
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 10:09 PM
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Gross, but funny...
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 12:42 AM
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That sucks! First time you could finally see and it wasn't such a pretty sight.
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 02:00 AM
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lol thats funni
i haf a joke thats similar:
so 2 nuns are painting a hired to paint the full interior of a large house
(sry if u heard it already) so they dont want to get their clothing/dress (watever u call those black+white things) dey dint want to get paint on it, so they decide to jus take it off n paint in the nude.
so their painting, and suddenly the doorbell rings. one of the nuns yell towards the door "who is it"? and they hear a reply "im the blind man"
well the nuns shrug and they think since the guy is blind, they dont need to put on their clothes. so they open the door, and the guy on the doorstep is like:
"hey, nice ***s. so where do i put these blinds?"
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 03:04 PM
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LMFAO!

Both of those are hilarious.
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SarahxJoy
post Aug 8 2004, 03:28 AM
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What the fack.
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Lol! I feel bad for the old guy. I bet he became blind again after that sight! ohmy.gif Lol. laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 10:54 AM
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LMAO...very good one....im gonna tell it ta mah sis!!hehe _dry.gif
 
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