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 Jul 8 2004, 04:39 PM
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 Retired Member  Group: Member Posts: 879 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,843  |
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
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Jul 9 2004, 11:35 AM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
omg.. that's so wrong..
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Jul 9 2004, 08:05 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 290 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,423 |
ahaha. Thats funny, but still a bit.. wrong. /wrong/ I say. Just, wrong.
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Jul 10 2004, 12:20 AM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
LOL. another retard. hahahhahaha. omg, hes so stupid.
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Jul 10 2004, 12:23 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,795 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,421 |
Dude... I'd hate to have a friend like that...
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Jul 10 2004, 12:25 AM
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 i`m tOo secksie fOr mai shirt Group: Member Posts: 129 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,650 |
lmao! too funny...
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Jul 10 2004, 05:00 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha omg thats so wrong
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Jul 10 2004, 05:16 AM
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 ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
LOL what a retard
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Jul 10 2004, 09:57 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
that is so wrong. he sure is a retard. ugh! how cruel
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Jul 10 2004, 10:42 PM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
OMG.....stupid guy... datz juz wrong..
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Jul 12 2004, 02:16 PM
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omg...
 thats just wrong..is the fren stupid or sumthing?!?!
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Jul 12 2004, 02:17 PM
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 Dark Lord of McCandless Group: Member Posts: 2,226 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,761 |
No he's probably just inexperienced. Not much hunting to do in Jersey.
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Jul 12 2004, 03:06 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 7,048 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,696 |
lol.... thats horrible.... i would never kill my own friend
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Jul 13 2004, 07:45 PM
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Retired Member Group: Member Posts: 879 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,843 |
yeah he's just so stupid
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Jul 15 2004, 04:18 PM
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 hi-diddily-ho neighbor Group: Member Posts: 107 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 457 |
lol. ive heard that one before,but its still funny.
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Jul 16 2004, 10:28 PM
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 original member. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,825 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,460 |
I'm from new jersey
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Jul 17 2004, 08:07 AM
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 [SheRRi_BeRRi] Group: Member Posts: 344 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,454 |
omg, i read it a few times cuz i didnt get it at first but... did the guy in the phone shoot the other guy?! OMG!
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Jul 27 2004, 04:32 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
AHHH!
hahahaha freaky... =O |
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