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why men r happier..., than women
tootsie_kiddo
post Jul 27 2004, 05:13 AM
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Why Men Are Happier Than Women!

1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
 
yeseulx3
post Jul 27 2004, 11:05 AM
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Ah, mon Dieu !
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lmao... nice one
 
dani41790
post Jul 27 2004, 05:12 PM
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haha lol that explains alot
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 05:22 PM
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i got one face to make ... -_-"
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 05:43 PM
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all tru
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 07:26 PM
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ha sad but true....
 
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post Jul 29 2004, 02:00 AM
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auuughh...that is so true cry.gif <------is a woman
 
Foolish Heart
post Jul 29 2004, 02:02 AM
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Aww! ^___^
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Haha I didn't read all of them, probably not even half O.O. But it's okay I guess!

-hEaRt <3
 
6feet_under
post Jul 29 2004, 11:06 PM
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remember in kindergarten...?
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how'd u know?
 
Hells_Ice
post Jul 30 2004, 09:26 AM
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hehehehe, the shaving thing was funny tongue.gif
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 12:04 PM
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lol sad but true- but we woman r happi als0! x]
 
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post Jul 31 2004, 09:14 PM
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BUT, i can also have a phone conversation in 30 seconds or less, HAH. Im a girl, BUT i dont even use the phone, and i dont want to since it seems VERY boring.
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 12:09 PM
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;lol..yea tats true..and u forgot one more thing
they dont have monthly period and also they dont get pregnate.
oops tats 2!
 
sheepy
post Aug 1 2004, 02:44 PM
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dizzy me up.
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heh not fair ;p
 
pnai4eva
post Aug 6 2004, 10:24 PM
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LMAO, it's true but not fair! mad.gif
 
eboarder2020
post Aug 6 2004, 11:11 PM
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LOL... Thats hella funny.
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 01:55 AM
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lol i read those but they are still funni... the tshirt to waterpark is the funniest
 
SarahxJoy
post Aug 8 2004, 03:32 AM
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What the fack.
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Lol, not bad. All good reasons. But hey! A woman can be president too! biggrin.gif
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 03:50 AM
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Very true!

QUOTE
8. The world is our urinal.


I can relate to that laugh.gif
 
[i]LLMATiC
post Aug 8 2004, 04:43 AM
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haha.. yea most of those i relate to but my phone calls..
 
Caustic
post Aug 8 2004, 05:31 AM
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thats kinda true..
 
elmogurly
post Aug 9 2004, 05:10 AM
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guys may be happier, but girls are smarter
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 09:55 AM
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23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

this one aint really true cause mah boxers cost aproximately taht much for 1 lmao buh yeah i guess the other ones might be true later on ;]
 
Streetbawler91
post Aug 9 2004, 07:41 PM
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wow....its so true....
 
sushiluva
post Aug 9 2004, 08:33 PM
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when mary jane isn't around.
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gahh!! i'm jealous now.. hehe just kidding.. but hey, we girls/women can wear both male and female clothes hehe happy.gif anyway, um yeah that sucks tongue.gif
 
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