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John 3:16, awww
princess2113
post Jul 25 2004, 10:15 AM
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A little boy was selling newspapers on the corner, the people were
in and out of the cold. The little boy was so cold that he wasn't
trying to sell many papers. He walked up to a policeman and said,
"Mister, you wouldn't happen to know where a poor boy could find a warm
place to sleep tonight would you? You see, I sleep in a box up around
the corner there and down the alley and it's awful cold in there for
tonight. Sure would be nice to have a warm place to stay."

The policeman looked down at the little boy and said, "you go down the
street to that big white house and you knock on the door. When they
come out the door you just say John 3:16, and they will let you in."
So he did. He walked up the steps and knocked on the door, and a lady
answered. He looked up and said, "John 3:16." The lady said, "Come on
in, Son." She took him in and she sat him down in a split bottom rocker
in front of a great big fireplace, and she went off. The boy sat
there for a while and thought to himself: John 3:16...I don't
understand it, but it sure makes a cold boy warm.



Later she came back and asked him "Are you hungry?" He said,
"Well, just a little, yes. I haven't eaten in a couple of days, and I guess I
could stand a little bit of food," The lady took him in the kitchen and sat
him down to a table full of wonderful food. He ate and ate until he couldn't
eat any more. Then he thought to himself: John 3:16...Boy, I sure don't
understand it but it sure makes a hungry boy full.

She took him upstairs to a bathroom to a huge bathtub filled with warm
water, and he sat there and soaked for a while. As he soaked, he thought
to himself: John 3:16... I sure don't understand it, but it sure makes a dirty
boy clean. You know, I've not had a bath, a real bath, in my whole life. The
only bath I ever had was when I stood in front of that big fire hydrant as they
flushed it out.The lady came in and got him. She took him to a room, tucked him
into a big old feather bed, pulled the covers up around his neck, kissed him goodnight
and turned out the lights. As he lay in the darkness and looked out the window at
the snow coming down on that cold night, he thought to himself: John 3:16...I
don't understand it but it sure makes a tired boy rested.

The next morning the lady came back up and took him down again to that
same big table full of food. After he ate, she took him back to that same
big old split bottom rocker in front of the fireplace and picked up a big Bible.
She sat down in front of him and looked into his young face. "Do you understand
John 3:16?" she asked gently. He replied, "No, Ma'am, I don't. The first time
I ever heard it was last night when the policeman told me to use it," She opened the
Bible to John 3:16 and began to explain to him about Jesus. Right there, in front of
that big old fireplace, he gave his heart and life to Jesus. He sat there and thought:
John 3:16....don't understand it, but it sure makes a lost boy feel safe.

i dunno who wrote it...was e-mail but its soo cute
 
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post Jul 25 2004, 03:12 PM
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awwww thats sooo cute...not funny, but very cute...i luved it! flowers.gif
 
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post Jul 25 2004, 03:38 PM
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thats really cool.
 
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post Jul 25 2004, 03:53 PM
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awww thats realli cute. thats cool how he gave hys heart to jesus _smile.gif
 
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post Jul 26 2004, 02:18 PM
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aww. thats a really cute story....
"for GOd so loved he world, he gave his one and only Son. whoever believes in him, shall not perish, but have everlasting life."
 
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post Jul 26 2004, 03:58 PM
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not funni, definatly cute!
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 02:16 PM
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aww...thats so cute. i luv it. happy.gif
 

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