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 Jul 25 2004, 11:08 PM
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 THESE ARE SO FREAKiN FUNNiE.
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Jul 30 2004, 03:18 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
what do you call a smoking armenian?
harry potter haha awwww. =O ;] |
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Jul 30 2004, 03:22 PM
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 One of the few Group: Member Posts: 44 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,074 |
Where is the only place mexicans won't look for money?
Under a bar of soap 
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Jul 30 2004, 09:18 PM
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 tag! you're it! ;D Group: Member Posts: 555 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,572 |
QUOTE(Mr. Psychotic @ Jun 23 2004, 10:57 AM) what do you call a black priest? holy s*** haha i heard that from my friend a reaLLy Long time ago .. but it`s stiLL funny
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Jul 31 2004, 01:04 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
haha these jokes are kinda mean, but they make me laugh a lot, so... ^ ^
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Jul 31 2004, 09:37 PM
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QUOTE(mystah_danger @ Jul 30 2004, 3:22 PM) Where is the only place mexicans won't look for money? Under a bar of soap funny!!hahahaha!!!! |
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Aug 1 2004, 09:19 AM
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 Wow, i dont know whats going on... Group: Member Posts: 1,439 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,977 |
ok these two are really kinda mean, but dont hate me for it
Whats the difference between a Pizza and a Jew? Pizza dont scream in an oven... How many Jews Can you fit in a Volkswagan Beetle? 54 2 in the front, 2 in the back and 50 in the ash tray.... |
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Aug 1 2004, 01:12 PM
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 dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
alright, don't make fun of my grandfather. he died in a concentration camp. he fell out of the guard tower and broke his neck.
- not true, but funny. here's two i heard. a black and a mexican get in a car. who's driving? the police man. what do you blindfold an asian with? dental floss. |
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Aug 1 2004, 08:05 PM
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uLoVeMikeRoch-how SAD! haha poor jews.=[
sadolakced acid-HAHAH first asian one ive heard.. haha xO how do you become like an asian? -look up into the sun. ..im making fun of myself. =] |
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Aug 3 2004, 12:48 AM
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why are black people so fast?
cause all the slow ones in jail! what should you never ask an italian? "how'd your day go? (deigo)" how come their are no racist jokes for honkeys? |
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Aug 3 2004, 06:18 AM
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 rawr Group: Member Posts: 906 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,961 |
What's the difference between a dead black person and a dead dog?
There's skid marks in front of the dog. Why did God make paki's smell bad? So blind people can hate them too. |
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Aug 3 2004, 10:47 AM
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dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
and arab shek and his manservent come the US. The shek greatly enjoys the american food, except that it is too salty. so the shek constantly sends his manservent to fetch water. one time, however, the manservent comes back without water.
"a thousand sorrys, great shek. but... but... there was a man sitting on the well!" |
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Aug 6 2004, 12:39 AM
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LunchboxXx Group: Member Posts: 1,789 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,810 |
why did the blonde college girl have sex with a mexican?
cause her professor told her to do an essay. ^ told to me by El Jeffe of NoFX |
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Aug 6 2004, 12:42 AM
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How do you know when you've been robbed by an Asian?
Your computer's gone, your homework's finished, and your dog's missing. How does an Ethiopian(sp?) woman know when she's pregnant? When the tampon she pulls out is half-eaten. Uhmm..yeah. - Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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Aug 6 2004, 01:26 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 413 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,733 |
lol what do azn men do at an erection?
they vote (erection/election) |
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Aug 8 2004, 12:19 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
QUOTE(CEP @ Aug 5 2004, 10:42 PM) How do you know when you've been robbed by an Asian? Your computer's gone, your homework's finished, and your dog's missing. How does an Ethiopian(sp?) woman know when she's pregnant? When the tampon she pulls out is half-eaten. Uhmm..yeah. - Chinkieeyedpnoi haha the asian one is cute. poor dog.. bo-shin-tang... 
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Aug 11 2006, 12:31 AM
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 portami via Group: Member Posts: 467 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,187 |
Why do Jewish men get circumsized?
'Cause Jewish women don't like anything that isn't 20% off. A Jewish man with an erection runs into a wall. What runs into the wall first? His nose. 100 white people running down a hill = avalanche. 100 black people running down a hill = mudslide. 100 Mexicans running down a hill = jailbreak. What's the difference between a pizza and a Mexican? A pizza can feed a family of four. Dang, I know there's more that I know...ah, well, I'll edit when I think of them. |
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