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Blonde Joke
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post Jul 24 2004, 03:42 PM
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Blonde Joke

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches
up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck,
and knocks
on the door. The trucker lowers the window and she
says,
"Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of
your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl
catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up
and
knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the
window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says
brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing
some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and
continues down the street. At the third red light, the

same thing happens again. All out of breath, the
blonde
gets out of her car, runs up and knocks on the truck
door. The trucker lowers the ! window. Again she says,

"Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of
your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and
races to the next light. When he stops this time, he
hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the
blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it,

he says..."Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in
Wisconsin
I'm driving the SALT TRUCK
 
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post Jul 24 2004, 03:48 PM
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....i dont get it...
 
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post Jul 24 2004, 05:48 PM
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tut tut... discriminations against the blondes...
 
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post Jul 24 2004, 09:02 PM
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haha... blondes jokes r the funniest.. happy.gif
 
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post Jul 24 2004, 09:38 PM
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hmm i get it, it wasn't that funny though. i guess blonde jokes are just getting old.
 
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post Jul 24 2004, 10:47 PM
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lol its ok i feel bad for blondes
 
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post Jul 25 2004, 02:59 AM
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hahahaha. ohmygosh hilariousss.
 
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post Jul 25 2004, 11:01 PM
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LOST! blink.gif
 
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post Jul 26 2004, 04:57 PM
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lol thats sad

um, y r u ppl discriminating blondes?! xD
 
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post Jul 26 2004, 05:36 PM
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lol man that blonde is dumb
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 11:28 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. good one
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 11:31 AM
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hahaha, stupid blond gurl!
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 12:07 PM
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lmfao that was funni
i haf nothin against blondes tho
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 06:43 PM
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i don't get it. i don't live where the snow falls. hehe. am i blond?
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 06:46 PM
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no. explanation:
the salt truck drops salt over frozen roads so they will melt the ice thus making it less slippery.
the blonde thinks it is some kinda transport trucks and she thinks shes helping the driver
the driver tells her its a salt truck
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 06:49 PM
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It a dumb joke for blondes.
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 06:51 PM
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QUOTE(MasterNe0 @ Aug 11 2004, 6:49 PM)
It a dumb joke for blondes.

y do u like to criticize my jokes so much? lets see u post a good joke
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 07:45 PM
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haha thats funny
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 07:45 PM
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sry not "my" jokes but the jokes that i find funni
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 07:48 PM
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Dude...im a blonde stubborn.gif

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post Aug 11 2004, 07:53 PM
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sry flip..
no offence to blondes wat-so-ever
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 07:58 PM
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EXPLANTATION:

Salt helps melt the ice/snow, and that's what the guy is doing with the truck. mellow.gif
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 09:00 PM
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Look its...
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dont matter what kind of jokes you get either for blondes etc... some will make you laugh.
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 10:51 PM
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Lmfao.
That was hilarious.
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 04:45 PM
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haha that stupid stupid girl!
 
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