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 Jul 24 2004, 03:37 PM
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Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them "The first one who can use the words 'liver" and "cheese" together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me." The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese." "Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever." She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said "How well can you do? "Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever. "My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence." She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?" The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says. (GET READY FOR THIS) "Liver alone. Cheese mine." |
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Jul 24 2004, 10:52 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
aww lol thats so smart lol
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Jul 25 2004, 01:39 AM
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Haha nice.
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Jul 25 2004, 04:04 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol i heard that joke b4
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Jul 25 2004, 04:11 PM
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 hi. call me linda. Group: Official Member Posts: 8,187 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,475 |
haha, that's funny. smart dog...
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Jul 25 2004, 04:30 PM
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 shut up when im sleepin...... Group: Member Posts: 46 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,102 |
thats my dog
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Jul 25 2004, 04:39 PM
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Stacy Group: Member Posts: 220 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,199 |
That's funny! I never thought of that! :-D
CLEVER DOG! |
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Jul 25 2004, 06:56 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 214 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,404 |
WHY WHERE THE DOGS TALKING?!
 hmm haha yeah ive heard that one before but it was in a different scenario...but still VERY funny
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Jul 25 2004, 06:58 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 646 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,847 |
i <3 the taco bell dog
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Jul 25 2004, 09:25 PM
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Retired Member Group: Member Posts: 879 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,843 |
QUOTE(black_cloud10 @ Jul 25 2004, 6:58 PM) i <3 the taco bell dog haha yes..the talking chihuahua |
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Jul 25 2004, 09:30 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 228 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,737 |
lol wow smart dog
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Jul 25 2004, 09:31 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 279 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,749 |
Lmao, that's great
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Jul 26 2004, 02:30 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
haha really cute
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Jul 26 2004, 02:35 PM
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 tag! you're it! ;D Group: Member Posts: 555 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,572 |
o 0h aha how cute !
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Jul 26 2004, 03:20 PM
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 s a r a h r o s e <3 Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,944 |
lol! thats so funni
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Jul 27 2004, 04:30 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
hahahaha thats a cute joke.
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Jul 3 2005, 03:53 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
ohh, that dog is some cute stuff!
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Jul 3 2005, 05:07 AM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
haha i cheated and saw the last line first and i started cracking up.
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Jul 3 2005, 06:20 PM
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 BIOTCH!!!! Group: Member Posts: 121 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 59,655 |
lol
i miss the taco bell dog, i haven't seen him around lately.. |
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Jul 6 2005, 02:04 AM
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 je suis une noix de coco <33 Group: Member Posts: 1,242 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 62,768 |
haha
thats soo cute |
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Jul 6 2005, 02:46 AM
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trust me, im fightin temptations. Group: Member Posts: 399 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,414 |
corny.
but cute. |
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Jul 6 2005, 12:12 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
Yes, that was very corny. But it's still funny. Lol..
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Jul 6 2005, 07:55 PM
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thats corny. yet cute. that dog has skills!
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Jul 7 2005, 07:41 PM
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lol smart dog.
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Jul 7 2005, 07:43 PM
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 d@niel Group: Member Posts: 1,267 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,453 |
haha...lol
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