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 Jul 24 2004, 12:26 AM
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 What the fack.  Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519  |
A married couple were in their bed around ten thirty pm. The husband was watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" while his wife was just reading a book. During a commercial break he turns to his wife and asks her, "Would you like to make love to me?" She replies, "No." He then again asks, "Is that your final answer?" His wife says, "Yes." The husband then crosses his arms and turns his attention back to the tv and tells his wife, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
Heh heh..made me laugh. 
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Jul 24 2004, 08:53 AM
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 ^_^ Group: Member Posts: 1,666 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,225 |
lol...funny, but not the cracking-up kind^_^
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Jul 24 2004, 08:59 PM
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 shut up when im sleepin...... Group: Member Posts: 46 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,102 |
lol.... thats jus rong...
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Jul 24 2004, 10:49 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
lol thats funny if my husband did that to me.. oh man lol
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Jul 25 2004, 01:40 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Haha funny.
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Jul 25 2004, 03:10 AM
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 N.CARTER Group: Member Posts: 1,709 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,742 |
LOL. it was funny haahss =]
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Jul 25 2004, 02:05 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 94 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,621 |
lol .. some ones been watching Who want to be a millionare too much !!
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Jul 25 2004, 02:24 PM
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 i'm his cookies&cream monster! Group: Member Posts: 274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,664 |
oOo the wife needs to smack him so he wont watch that show anymore..
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Jul 25 2004, 04:02 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol i wonder wat the wife said afta he said that
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Jul 25 2004, 04:37 PM
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Stacy Group: Member Posts: 220 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,199 |
Infidelity! More I think about it, more wrong it is.
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Jul 25 2004, 05:13 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 94 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,621 |
HAHHA!!
thats soo cute! haha
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Jul 25 2004, 05:17 PM
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QUOTE(StarStruck xD @ Jul 25 2004, 5:13 PM) HAHHA!! thats soo cute! hahaoops..haha..thats me..on the wrong name..sorry! 
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Jul 25 2004, 05:22 PM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
QUOTE(ji_cabinx @ Jul 24 2004, 10:53 PM) lol...funny, but not the cracking-up kind^_^ yea, i agree |
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Jul 26 2004, 02:44 PM
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 tag! you're it! ;D Group: Member Posts: 555 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,572 |
ahaha ! he has been watching it t0o much !
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Jul 26 2004, 02:46 PM
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 i HeARt MaH baBIe Group: Member Posts: 29 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 33,749 |
ahHh.. LoL Haha.. DaTs FUNNie..LeT MAh HUsBaNd DoO dAt..
 KicK His Ass..lOl..Buh..i Mite b A bYtCh LyKe dAt 2..
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Jul 26 2004, 02:50 PM
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Haha...what a nice husband.
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Jul 26 2004, 03:08 PM
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 s a r a h r o s e <3 Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,944 |
lol
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