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 Jul 23 2004, 03:21 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu !  Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587  |
A farmer, Osama Bin Laden, and George Bush were stranded on an island.
The farmer suddenly found a rusty, old lamp under the palm tree so he rubbed it. A genie came out, and said, "I will grant each of you one wish. The farmer may go first since he is the one who found the lamp." The farmer nodded in agreement and said, "I want my own land full of grown vegetables, ripe fruit, and nice crops." POOF! In the blink of an eye, the farmer's wish came true. The genie pointed to Osama and said, "What is your wish?" Without hesitation, Osama said, "I want the biggest, largest, tallest, thickest, brick wall that surrounds the whole Afghanistan land so that no one would come in or get out. We'd be the safest land." POOF! In the blink of an eye, Osama's dream came true. The genie pointed to George Bush and said, "What is your wish?" George Bush thought about it for a minute and asked the genie, "How large is this wall?" The genie answered, "Its width and length is so great that it is impossible to measure." George Bush then asked, "Nothing can get in or out?" The genie nodded. "Nothing can get in or out. Nothing." George Bush smiled and said, "Good. Fill it up with water." |
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Jul 23 2004, 06:49 PM
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 one.love Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,824 |
speaking of bush.....
 
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Jul 23 2004, 06:51 PM
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POWAPOSTA Group: Member Posts: 3,169 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,725 |
i saw that coming.
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Jul 23 2004, 06:57 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 646 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,847 |
hehe if only he really was that quick on his feet
 loving the monkey bush pic ^^ posted it somewhere on here before though, i didn't know it was hosted by dribbleglass
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Jul 23 2004, 06:59 PM
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fill it up with water... thats funny,, personally I would have said cement
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Jul 23 2004, 10:23 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
haha... omg!! i like dis~lolz.. but its mean though**
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Jul 23 2004, 10:38 PM
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 shut up when im sleepin...... Group: Member Posts: 46 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,102 |
with water?!?! wut about all the oil? lol jp. but the oil is all bush wants.
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Jul 24 2004, 09:20 AM
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 ^_^ Group: Member Posts: 1,666 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,225 |
QUOTE with water?!?! wut about all the oil? lol jp. but the oil is all bush wants. really...but the joke is funny, also mean
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Jul 24 2004, 03:58 PM
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 i'm his cookies&cream monster! Group: Member Posts: 274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,664 |
this was kinda mean...but funny
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Jul 24 2004, 04:40 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
lmao smart haha
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Jul 24 2004, 05:41 PM
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Stacy Group: Member Posts: 220 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,199 |
What a waste of water! lol
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Jul 24 2004, 06:32 PM
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 LunchboxXx Group: Member Posts: 1,789 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,810 |
this joke is inacurate. bush would rather wish for more guns or a pretzil. somthing along those lines. the original joke said "uncle sam". i like the first one better.
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Jul 24 2004, 11:12 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
lol haha yay 4 bush...its kinda sad that ppl always makin fun of him (i.e. tha monkey pic) but he's a good president.
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Jul 25 2004, 12:34 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
hahahaah bush is great. =D
GO BUSH! |
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Jul 25 2004, 04:08 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha lol man that's clever. kinda mean but realli funni
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Jul 25 2004, 07:00 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 214 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,404 |
hahaha omg thats funny
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