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# things guys needa know about girls, NE one got a few lists?
mouse_3k
post May 22 2004, 10:52 AM
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i was wondering if anyone got any of these survey thingys like 50 Things a Guy Need to know About a girl or something like tht. idk seems fun to bold the things i like and all. lol i wanna put sum on my xanger
 
conster
post May 22 2004, 11:05 AM
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try not to get on her nerves wen shes pmsing tongue.gif
 
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post May 22 2004, 11:06 AM
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QUOTE(conster @ May 23 2004, 12:05 AM)
try not to get on her nerves wen shes pmsing tongue.gif

Lol definitely! That's just asking for trouble!

And also, we often feel insecure. So make sure you remind us about the good stuff!
 
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post May 22 2004, 11:12 AM
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uh... we are sensative! laugh.gif
 
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post May 22 2004, 11:25 AM
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we would appreciate it if you gave your LOVE & HONESTY. happy.gif

and when we tell you NOT to look at other girls...YOU SHALL OBEY.
 
cleec
post May 22 2004, 11:26 AM
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have a good conversation with us! know when to be serious...and when to be funny to lighten up the mood, I don't go for guys that when I run out of things to say, so do they.
 
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post May 22 2004, 11:31 AM
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don't be selfish and don't take control over everything if you were to go on a date with a girl biggrin.gif
 
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post May 22 2004, 11:33 AM
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QUOTE(ThePrincessofTKD @ May 22 2004, 9:25 AM)
we would appreciate it if you gave your LOVE & HONESTY. happy.gif

and when we tell you NOT to look at other girls...YOU SHALL OBEY.

i agree with love and honesty but we tell you NOT to look at other girls...YOU SHALL OBEY... ummm i dont think all the guys will follow that laugh.gif
 
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post May 22 2004, 11:45 AM
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LOVE + HONESTY + not looking at OTHER girls. . better follow that or DIE shifty.gif
 
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post May 22 2004, 11:52 AM
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definitly don't get into fightsd with us while we are omsing, you guys prolly think its just some dumb excuse to act like a btich but its not...i cant tell you how many times i have been pissed off and yelled at people for nothing on my period. but when its over i go back and apo,logiz
 
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post May 22 2004, 11:57 AM
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True Love:
  • Love is patient,
  • Love is Kind
  • Love does not envy
  • does not boast
  • is not proud
  • it is not rude
  • it is not self-seeking or selfish
  • it is not easily angered
  • it keeps no record of wrongs
  • does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the trush
1 Corinthians 13
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

wouldn't you want to be with someone who had true love?
 
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post May 22 2004, 01:15 PM
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agree happy.gif
but most grls get selfish (not all)...
i also dont get why grls care too much about their loooks _dry.gif
 
cleec
post May 22 2004, 01:54 PM
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QUOTE
agree 
but most grls get selfish (not all)...
i also dont get why grls care too much about their loooks 


because we think you care so much about how we look
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illuminessence
post May 22 2004, 03:03 PM
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lol true. you men are so vain and you only talk to girls when they are attractive. mad.gif anyways:

1. Plz do NOT try to act macho when you are around your buddies, acting like you own us and we look up to you like your bitch.
2. DO NOT say the words "Are you pmsin?" to us. It'll give us a reason to kick your ass.
3. DO NOT say we look fat in something we are wearing.
4. DO NOT compare us to your exes.
5. DO NOT get mad when you see us talking to another guy, unless it is very obvious that there is some flirting going on.
6. When you have a problem, TALK TO US ABOUT IT rather than take your anger out on us without us knowing why.
7. Little things matter boys...
8. DO NOT...stare at some girl when we are right beside you.

That is all I can think of. hammer.gif innocent.gif pooh.gif
 
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post May 22 2004, 09:22 PM
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34 THiNGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS

1. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.
2. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
3. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
4. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
5. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
6. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
7. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
8. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
9. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
10. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the shit out of him.
11. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
12. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
13. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
14. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
15. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.
16. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.
17. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
18. If they complain that something hurts, rub it and even gently kiss it for them without being asked.
19. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
20. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
21. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.
22. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. Just end it. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
23. Be the most wonderful and sweet guy that you could be; she'll notice.
24. Invite her to your house, tell your parents good things about her, brag about her to your friends; it'll make her feel good
25. It's always okay to break rules only on some occasions; be sure to take risks; call her in the middle of the night, walk to her house in the rain to comfort her from the thunder, but at the same time, respect her parents.
26. Watch chick flicks and learn.
27. Never tell her she's fat.
28. Surprise her when you get the chance. There isn't a girl in the world who doesn't like surprises.
29. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
30. Cherish her, respect her, embrace her, love her. Don't hide any of your feelings; say what you want to say, do what you wanna do; give her the chance to adapt to the new habits and give her some room and respect. If you put in an effort to do everything for the better of her, she'll notice.
31. If she tells you that you did something wrong, you must have done something wrong. If you were going out for a long time, that means she really does have feelings for you and that means she wouldn't do anything to hurt you. Telling you that you did something wrong or that she doesn't want you to do some things are out of love and care. Promise.
32. Accept her flaws.
33. Notice that all of her missings are replaced with much more beautiful aspects.
34. Love her for who she is
 
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post May 22 2004, 09:27 PM
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*takes notes* laugh.gif
 
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post May 22 2004, 09:45 PM
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never ask us these questions:
1. Our weight
2. If we will kiss another one of his girl buddies
3. If our handbag is real
 
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post May 22 2004, 10:02 PM
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Kat and bballchick hit the jackpot xD
 
illuminessence
post May 22 2004, 10:28 PM
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hehe i found this JUST FOR YOU. rolleyes.gif Enjoy!

1)You have to tell a girl how you feel about her...we make no assumptions.
2)It never hurts to work out...take your own advice.
3)Girls like sex just as much, if not more than guys.
4)Not all girls masturbate...we just don't and no we are not lying.
5)We hate porn.
6)Hmmmm...guys in Jeeps...yummmm...
7)Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive.
8)We think about you all the time.
9)Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.
10)We may think you are gay if you wear tighty-whities on a regular basis.
11)Hold our hand.
12)No backseat drivers...NONE.
13)Girls generally don't like giving head, so you better be ready to reciprocate if and when you get it.
14)We are not your all-night restaurant.
15)Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
16)If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed...especially if it's a stick.
17)Under no circumstances will we have a threesome.
18)You look hot in hooded articles of clothing.
19)If you think for any reason that we don't like you then we probably don't.
20)Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as "quality time".
21)Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintanance.
22)Never comment on how much a girl eats...ever.
23)Keep in mind that we withold sex when we're mad at you, so you might wanna get around to apologizing...
24)You just can't force us to like sports...especially those associated with the WWF.
25)We're typically smarter than you...so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you.
26)If you do not own a wife-beater, stop reading this list, and go invest in one...right now.
27)The ability to play the guitar will help you get laid.
28)We're sorry, Brad Pitt just IS hot...get over it!!!
29)Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will get you everywhere.
30)Just because we're in a serious relationship doesn't mean we plan to marry you someday, so stop being so damn scared!!!
31)If you're developing such good finger skills playing video games, you better put them to good use sometimes.
32)Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn't want us to know about is considered cheating.
33)If we can admit that we're wrong, you'd better be able to do the same.
34)The excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable...we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.
35)On that note, if you refuse to dance, expect us to dance with other guys...and lots of them.
36)Think before you speak...it'll make a world of difference.
37)Not all girls kiss on the first date, get over it...we're creatures of mystery.
38)Make fun of our clothes...prepare to die.
39)We don't always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn't hurt to at least offer everyone once in a while.
40)Tell us we're beautiful.
41)The "little things" in a relationship are really the biggest.
42)Foreplay isn't something we should have to ask for...it's a prerequisite.
43)Don't screw us over...especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends...they will hunt you down and kill you.
44)If you're gonna look at other girls, at least make sure we don't see you do it.
45)Just because we're still just "hanging out" doesn't make it ok to sleep with your ex-girlfriend, friend with benefits, etc.
46)No girl just wants to be your "friend with benefits".
47)We're sensitive too...be gentle (and we're not talking about our hearts here guys).
48)One word when it comes to smoking...quit.
49)We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends.
50)If we happen to trip, fall, etc, while wearing the exceptionally high shoes that we love, go ahead and laugh...we will be...that is unless we hurt ourselves...
 
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post Jun 9 2004, 07:24 PM
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girls are like phones, push the wrong botton you will be disconnected
 
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post Jun 9 2004, 08:29 PM
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especially when you have an insecure gf.. the worst thing you can do is go around lookin at other girls. heres what i tell my guys:: look but dont touch.. and dont do anything around me.. make sense?
 
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post Jun 9 2004, 08:37 PM
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just love her and let her know that shes special
 
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post Jun 9 2004, 08:50 PM
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even the smallest things that you can do for you're girl can show her how much she means to you. like if she's sick, take care of her (make chicken soup or sumthing). it shows that you care. wub.gif group.gif
 
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post Jun 10 2004, 09:18 AM
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QUOTE(conster @ May 22 2004, 11:05 AM)
try not to get on her nerves wen shes pmsing tongue.gif

hahah. watch out guys..
 
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hahaha so much, i can't even start...
 

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