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 Jul 23 2004, 03:19 PM
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QUOTE(IIO__oII @ Jul 22 2004, 11:32 PM) HAHAHAHAAHHHA omg how funny! ..... im glad heavens not like THAT.. haha haha yeah |
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Jul 23 2004, 10:30 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
QUOTE(v@por @ Jul 8 2004, 4:50 PM) It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died." St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartement when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!" St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. "Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line. "OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...." omg!! haha... i love this one!!! |
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Jul 24 2004, 09:21 AM
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haha...funny
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Jul 25 2004, 04:37 PM
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 shut up when im sleepin...... Group: Member Posts: 46 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,102 |
i think the guy in the refridgerator was the guy the wife was having the affair with.
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Jul 25 2004, 04:41 PM
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Stacy Group: Member Posts: 220 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,199 |
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
So three peoople died! And they're somehow bizzarely related to one another! |
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Jul 25 2004, 06:53 PM
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omg i love that one...i feel bad for the guy having the affair..i mean he was just trying to hide kekeke
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Jul 26 2004, 05:06 PM
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 s a r a h r o s e <3 Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,944 |
lol poor aerobic doin, naked hiding, n having wife cheatin dudes
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