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 Jul 23 2004, 06:59 PM
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 one.love  Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,824  |
I got bored so I decided to make a post....
What are your favorite lines from movies?? I'll start...here's some from Spaceballs. This movie cracks me up.... Barf: It's like the Temple of Doom or something! Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star. Lone Starr: What? Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. Lone Starr: What's that make us? Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become. Dark Helmet: say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the winnebago. [refering about the sexy nurse] Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet. |
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Jul 23 2004, 07:06 PM
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girl:AHhh, YES, FASTER FASTER FASTER,
guy: SHUT UP AND TAKE IT ! girl: HARDER ! HARDER ---- -YOUR AVERAGE PORN FILM LMAO |
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Jul 23 2004, 07:12 PM
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Emperor's New Groove
Pacha:Oh No! Kuzco:Let me guess...were heading for a waterfall? Pacha:Yep! Kuzco:Roaring rapids? Pacha:Yep! Kuzco:Sharp Rocks at the bottom? Pacha:Most likely. Kuzco:Bring it on! OR Izma: Pull the lever! Kronk pulls the lever that drops Izma into the alligator pit. Izma Gets out and head back to the entrance of the secret lab. Izma: Why do we even have that lever? ...Yeah I know I'm retarded! |
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Jul 23 2004, 07:14 PM
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Office Space
Tom Smykowski: It's a "Jump to Conclusions Mat"! You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO! Michael Bolton: That is the worst idea I've ever heard! Samir: Yes, this is horrible, this idea! or Samir: No! Not again! Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam! I swear to God one of these days I'm just going to kick this piece of sh!t out of the window. |
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Jul 23 2004, 07:15 PM
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"Noah was a drunk, look what he accomplished" - Metatron (Alan Rickman)
"Hey BigBird!! Ready to play the counting game!?! Count the shells suck-a-duck!!" - Jay (Jason Mewes) "You know what the dead do most in heaven? Watch the living. Especially in the shower" - Rufus the 13th Apostle (Chris Rock) Bethany: What's he like? Metatron: God? Lonely, but funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier then the faces you people make mid-coitus. Bethany: Sex is a joke in Heaven? Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too. Metatron: Metatron acts as the voice of God. Any documented occasion when some yahoo claims that God has spoken to them, they're speaking to me. Or, they're talking to themselves. Jay: Me lead you?! Lady, look at me. I don't even know where the Hell I am half the time! Bethany: Were they sent to Hell? Metatron: Worse . . . Wisconsin . . . for the entire span of human history. Metatron: You people . . . if there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, is it? ^^All from the movie Dogma |
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Jul 23 2004, 07:16 PM
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QUOTE(Fallen_Fairy @ Jul 23 2004, 6:12 PM) Emperor's New Groove Pacha:Oh No! Kuzco:Let me guess...were heading for a waterfall? Pacha:Yep! Kuzco:Roaring rapids? Pacha:Yep! Kuzco:Sharp Rocks at the bottom? Pacha:Most likely. Kuzco:Bring it on! OR Izma: Pull the lever! Kronk pulls the lever that drops Izma into the alligator pit. Izma Gets out and head back to the entrance of the secret lab. Izma: Why do we even have that lever? ...Yeah I know I'm retarded! I love those quotes too!! 
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Jul 23 2004, 08:04 PM
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one.love Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,824 |
hahahahahaahahaha.....Emperors New Groove, Office Space, Dogma....they're all so funny
lovin the quotes you guys. 
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Jul 23 2004, 10:21 PM
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haha..omg
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Jul 23 2004, 10:35 PM
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wow... how can u guys even remember those quotes? too bad i cant. i have the shortest memory ever.
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Jul 23 2004, 10:36 PM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
QUOTE(Froshy @ Jul 24 2004, 8:59 AM) I got bored so I decided to make a post.... What are your favorite lines from movies?? I'll start...here's some from Spaceballs. This movie cracks me up.... Barf: It's like the Temple of Doom or something! Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star. Lone Starr: What? Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. Lone Starr: What's that make us? Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become. Dark Helmet: say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the winnebago. [refering about the sexy nurse] Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet. never heard of dat movie.... |
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Jul 23 2004, 10:41 PM
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"Caitlin, break his heart again this time, and I'll kill ya. Nothing personal."
"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule." "This job would be great if it wasn't for the customers." all said by Randal Graves played by Jeff Anderson ^^from the movie Clerks "You're going to listen to me? To something I said? Jesus, man, haven't I made it abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know sh**? I mean, half the time I'm just talking out of my ass . . . or sticking my hand in it." "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega." all said by Brodie played by Jason Lee ^^from the movie Mallrats "Archie was the b!tch and Jughead was the butch. That's why he was always going around wearing that crown-looking hat... he was the king of queen Archie's world. " -Hooper ^^from the movie Chasing Amy (it was the most pg13 quote in the whole flick)  obsessed with the jersey chronicles??? me?? nah......
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Jul 23 2004, 11:06 PM
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one.love Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,824 |
QUOTE(AzNPmPGMr @ Jul 23 2004, 10:35 PM) wow... how can u guys even remember those quotes? too bad i cant. i have the shortest memory ever. i got them online
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