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 Jul 8 2004, 04:41 PM
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A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That’s not surprising," the elders say. "You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here."
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v@por 2 words Jul 8 2004, 04:41 PM
faithin_felix lol, where do u get all these? some retarded guy, ... Jul 8 2004, 08:14 PM joanna0304 lol, good one Jul 8 2004, 09:32 PM islandkiss lol? I don't get it Jul 9 2004, 11:29 AM archana -shrug-
I dont get it..? Jul 9 2004, 08:04 PM Caitlin haha good one =)
i didnt get it at first either Jul 9 2004, 08:06 PM dani41790 haha lol man thas funni Jul 10 2004, 03:59 AM ch33sylici0us Lol.. Thats a *knee slapper*! Jul 10 2004, 06:29 AM LatinaLady ha-ha i got it. and theya re so mean lol. but the ... Jul 10 2004, 09:55 PM tootsie_kiddo haha, i lyk dat one... u've been posting quite... Jul 10 2004, 10:43 PM tootsie_kiddo haha, i lyk dat one... u've been posting quite... Jul 10 2004, 10:44 PM tootsie_kiddo QUOTE(tootsie_kiddo @ Jul 11 2004, 12:44 PM)h... Jul 10 2004, 10:45 PM POonSKi QUOTE(v@por @ Jul 8 2004, 4:41 PM)A guy joins... Jul 11 2004, 08:52 PM ShEraBaRoO hahahahahahahaha funny. that would suck tho to onl... Jul 11 2004, 08:55 PM JlIaTMK thats not that funny.... but oh well Jul 12 2004, 03:58 PM bored2death08 lol! i like that one, its funny! Jul 13 2004, 04:51 PM Caustic haha good one Jul 21 2004, 05:39 AM jusslike candee lol.. fun fun ^_^ Jul 21 2004, 05:44 AM im like hoy lol thats a good one Jul 21 2004, 04:36 PM 01-supergirl LOL. wow no talking for 7 years?! Jul 21 2004, 06:31 PM v@por QUOTE(tootsie_kiddo @ Jul 10 2004, 10:45 PM)i... Jul 23 2004, 03:21 PM ji_cabinx haha...i get it. funny Jul 24 2004, 09:24 AM bibliomania clever joke. I'd have said, "Am bored... Jul 24 2004, 05:52 PM HuGs_fOr_yOu Haha, how funnie . Jul 25 2004, 11:02 PM xtremeliquid Wow...no talking for 7 years. Jul 26 2004, 08:49 AM
x hYpErRoSeY x ok NOW he quits? Jul 26 2004, 04:20 PM  |
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