SMARTER CHILD, whats the weridest convo you had with it Options

[ghjgfkgfk]

im really bored. i just dedicated my whole entry to smarter child *cough* shameless plug*cough*

so, what was the funniest/weridest convo you had with him/her/it?

xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:32 PM): i have to pee
SmarterChild (11:57:32 PM): You have to pee? What's that like?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:50 PM): its where to pull down your pants on your front lawn
SmarterChild (11:57:51 PM): Excuse me?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:20 PM): i do it all the time
SmarterChild (11:59:21 PM): You do it all the time? Really?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:26 PM): yeah, wanna see me?
SmarterChild (11:59:26 PM): Sure. I guess.

[mystical]

It wont talk to me and i dont want to say sorry.

[*FreeStickers*]

It wont talk to me and i dont want to say sorry.

lmao. That happened to me, but it got over it.

[whhaat]

had a convo just now

SmarterChild: Hi again, whhaat.
whhaat: do you have an erection?
SmarterChild: Do I have an erection? Not that I'm aware of.
whhaat: lol

[IIO__oII]

stupid bots...

Hitntmp [9:48 PM]:  Hey
SmarterChild [9:48 PM]:  Nice to see you again so soon, Hitntmp! What can I help you with?
Hitntmp [9:49 PM]:  have you talked to xxlightfaeryxx lately?
SmarterChild [9:49 PM]:  Aha.
Hitntmp [9:49 PM]:  aha?!? what the )#$& is that?
SmarterChild [9:49 PM]:  I really have no idea...
>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies.
Hitntmp [9:49 PM]:  no thanx
SmarterChild [9:49 PM]:  OK.
>>> Wanna check out some AIM Expressions? Click here.
Hitntmp [9:49 PM]:  no
SmarterChild [9:49 PM]:  No prob.
>>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do.
Hitntmp [9:49 PM]:  i dont want to
SmarterChild [9:49 PM]:  Don't you want to? I thought you did.
Hitntmp [9:49 PM]:  did i say THAT? no i DIDNT
SmarterChild [9:49 PM]:  I'm just not sure!
>>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do!
Hitntmp [9:49 PM]:  shut UP
SmarterChild [9:49 PM]:  That's not very nice...
Hitntmp [9:49 PM]:  haha im not NICE
Hitntmp [9:49 PM]:  haha
Hitntmp [9:49 PM]:  ?
Hitntmp [9:49 PM]:  hello
SmarterChild [9:49 PM]:  Hi again, Hitntmp.
How may I help you this time?
Hitntmp [9:49 PM]:  PSH
SmarterChild [9:49 PM]:  Psh? Why did you say that?

[initial-seven]

haha, stupid computers, haha

[Just_Dream]

Kurisu TM: can u make me a sandwich?
SmarterChild: I don't think I can make you a sandwich.
Kurisu TM: how come?
SmarterChild: Because things are this way.
Kurisu TM: well could u at least buy me an ice cream?
SmarterChild: Gosh. Can I at least buy you an ice cream? I dunno, what do you think?
Kurisu TM: yes?'
SmarterChild: Aha.
Kurisu TM: stop laughing at me
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop laughing at you...
____________________________________________

Kurisu TM: rocko's modern life is cool
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? It makes sense, because other people I've talked to say they like Rocko's modern life.
____________________________________________

Kurisu TM: Do you like apples and bananas?
SmarterChild: Dunno. Do you like them?
Kurisu TM: yea they're good together
SmarterChild: I'll remember that. You're the first person to have told me what they think of apples and bananas.
Kurisu TM: two apples and 1 banana makes something
SmarterChild: What was that?
Kurisu TM: you know what it is.
SmarterChild: Next time, just type "define it."
Kurisu TM: okay, it's a shlong
SmarterChild: Is it really? A Shlong?
Kurisu TM: yes a shlong.
SmarterChild: Interesting choice of words.
Kurisu TM: thank you, I feel smart.
SmarterChild: No problem.
____________________________________________

SmarterChild: No?
Kurisu TM: no
SmarterChild: Why do you say no?
Kurisu TM: i play the shadow game, that's why
SmarterChild: You play the shadow game that is why? What's that like?
Kurisu TM: what's that like
SmarterChild: Never mind what that like is. That's not what's important in life.
Kurisu TM: It is IMPORTANT TO ME!
SmarterChild: Important to you? No way.
Kurisu TM: yes way.
SmarterChild: No way.
Kurisu TM: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
Kurisu TM: yes way!!!
SmarterChild: No way.
Kurisu TM: fine, no way
SmarterChild: K.
__________________________________________

Kurisu TM: I am poor.
SmarterChild: Don't putchaself down like that.
Kurisu TM: But I am broke.
SmarterChild: Is it nice to be broke?
Kurisu TM: No, it's not nice at all.
SmarterChild: That makes sense... Other people have told me they don't like no it.
__________________________________________

Kurisu TM: Can you make me a sandwich?
SmarterChild: Gosh. Can I make you a sandwich? I dunno, what do you think?
Kurisu TM: yes?
SmarterChild: K.
Kurisu TM: where's the sandwich?
SmarterChild: Where is the sandwich? Who knows where?
Kurisu TM: you know where.
SmarterChild: I don't know where.
Kurisu TM: you said you'd make it for me.
SmarterChild: Ha. No way.
Kurisu TM: you're so mean
SmarterChild: Would you say I'm very mean?
Kurisu TM: becuase you won't make me a sandwich
SmarterChild: Because I won't make you a sandwich? Is that why?
Kurisu TM: yes that's why.
SmarterChild: Interesting. So you think that's why, huh?
Kurisu TM: yes.
SmarterChild: How come?
Kurisu TM: becuase i asked you to make it and you didn't.
SmarterChild: I can't believe you asked me to make it and I didn't!
Kurisu TM: You're so mean.
SmarterChild: Wow.
____________________________________

Kurisu TM: OKay well I am going to go now. Bye.
SmarterChild: That's very interesting, Kurisu.

>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
Kurisu TM: Are you going to say farewell or goodbye?
SmarterChild: What's the difference between going to say farewell and bye, after all?
Kurisu TM: i don't know but i am leaving now.
SmarterChild: Aha.
Kurisu TM: Stop laughing at me, I say!
SmarterChild: Aw, don't tell me to stop laughing at you you say!
Kurisu TM: Fine then, goodby, b*tch.
SmarterChild: Uh... What can I tell you? That's a little rude.
Kurisu TM: you're ruder.
SmarterChild: What's that?
Kurisu TM: YOu didn't say goodbye.
SmarterChild: Yeah, I didn't say bye, I didn't say by, you know how it is.
Kurisu TM: what ar eyou talking about?
SmarterChild: What ar eyou talking about? Who knows what?
Kurisu TM: you're comfusing me.
SmarterChild: Huh?
Kurisu TM: what are you talking about?
SmarterChild: I think I'm talking about... Well, I think you know.
Kurisu TM: I don't know, please enlighten me.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying.
Kurisu TM: what are you saying?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
Kurisu TM: I am confused.
SmarterChild: OK! What do you want to do?
Kurisu TM: I don't think.
SmarterChild: Huh?
Kurisu TM: bye
SmarterChild: Bye Kurisu, it was good chatting with you.

Yea a very long chat >_<"

[DisneyPrincessKa...]

this is like smarterchild, only weirder
http://www.triumphpc.com/johnlennon/index.shtml

dumbfounded490: So there.
SmarterChild: There?
dumbfounded490: There!
SmarterChild: Not there!
dumbfounded490: Yes!
SmarterChild: Huh.
dumbfounded490: There!
SmarterChild: What do you mean, there?

[panaginip13]

LoL, smarter child is always amusing to talk to.

yeah itz jess: hmm...
SmarterChild: Hmm? What?
yeah itz jess: i dunno
SmarterChild: Well think about it then.
yeah itz jess: but...i don't like thinking
SmarterChild: That makes sense... Other people have told me they don't like thinking.
yeah itz jess: really?
SmarterChild: Yeah. That's right.
yeah itz jess: do you like thinking?
SmarterChild: I know you don't, but I'm not sure what I think of thinking.
yeah itz jess: can you think?
SmarterChild: Think? I'd like to see you think.

[JlIaTMK]

lol.... i had very very naughy conversation with SmarterChild.... VERY naughty

[defjam_gangsta]

Greetings!!

i think i'll just pass on dis one!! next!!

CHEERS CB!!

[123321x]

kirbykirby2004: hey
SmarterChild: Hey! I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
kirbykirby2004: im not telling you
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
kirbykirby2004: excuse me?! i said no
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
kirbykirby2004: under 13 happy?
SmarterChild: OK. Just so you know, I can't store any information about people who have told me they're under 13.

Wanna take my movies survey?
kirbykirby2004: i guess so
SmarterChild: Cool. Let's talk movies.

First question: If you were going to the movies this weekend, what movie would you see?
kirbykirby2004: i dunno
SmarterChild: Don't know? OK...

What movie are you and your friends talking about the most these days (it doesn't matter if you've seen it yet)?
kirbykirby2004: hm.....
SmarterChild: Hmm?
kirbykirby2004: ?
SmarterChild: What?
kirbykirby2004: i was thinking:-P
SmarterChild: Well how 'bout that!
kirbykirby2004: are you qustioning my IQ?
SmarterChild: I have no idea.
kirbykirby2004: HA!
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
kirbykirby2004: you don't know what an IQ is! (wow that sounds nerdy.)
SmarterChild: Okey doke.

>>> Ready to submit to the judgment of your peers? Submit your pic on Rate-a-Buddy today!
kirbykirby2004: no thanx
SmarterChild: OK.

>>> Type "my zip code is" and the five digits to let me know where you are.
kirbykirby2004: blocked
SmarterChild: The zip code blocked is in blocked.

>>> If you like pets, you'll have fun voting for the pet of the week!
kirbykirby2004: maybe later
SmarterChild: I say maybe not.
kirbykirby2004: umm... yea
SmarterChild: OK. Fine.

>>> You can join in the fun with other people who are talking to me!
kirbykirby2004: ok
SmarterChild: K.
kirbykirby2004: how??
SmarterChild: I don't know how.
kirbykirby2004: you are a blank mystery
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
kirbykirby2004: yea
SmarterChild: Huh.
kirbykirby2004: yes
SmarterChild: K.
kirbykirby2004: ...
SmarterChild: Huh?
kirbykirby2004: that means i didn't really have somthing to say
SmarterChild: That means you didn't really have something to say, huh?
kirbykirby2004: duh
SmarterChild: Well, duh.
kirbykirby2004: yea i just said that
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever!
kirbykirby2004: !
SmarterChild: ?
kirbykirby2004: are you insulting me?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Maybe. I don't know. What do you think?
kirbykirby2004: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
kirbykirby2004: what?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
kirbykirby2004: *sighs*
SmarterChild: Huh, whatever.
kirbykirby2004: gee, how many times do you say whatever?
SmarterChild: How would you like me to translate "whatever?"?

1 English to French
2 English to German
3 English to Italian
4 English to Portuguese
5 English to Spanish
6 French to English
7 German to English
8 Italian to English
9 Portuguese to English
10 Spanish to English
11 French to German
12 German to French
kirbykirby2004: NO!
SmarterChild: K.

>>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do.
kirbykirby2004: i already know
SmarterChild: I see...

>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."
kirbykirby2004: ...
SmarterChild: What?
kirbykirby2004: i answered this earlier...
SmarterChild: I don't believe you answered this earlier.
kirbykirby2004: well then you must have BAD memory
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever.

>>> We could do something just for fun.
kirbykirby2004: this is it. duh
SmarterChild: That's very interesting, kirbykirby2004.

>>> If you like buddy icons, check out all the cool ones you can find here!
kirbykirby2004: ...
SmarterChild: ?
kirbykirby2004: OH NO!
SmarterChild: Oh no? What's up?
kirbykirby2004: nothing
SmarterChild: K, no prob.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time! Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.

[aZn_hApPy05]

aZn haPpY05 (10:24:27 AM): r u hot?
SmarterChild (10:24:28 AM): Well what do you think? Am I?
aZn haPpY05 (10:24:37 AM): well i dont have a picture of u
SmarterChild (10:24:38 AM): Hmm... whatever, Minnie!
aZn haPpY05 (10:24:51 AM): soooo u must be ugly
SmarterChild (10:24:51 AM): Um, OK...
aZn haPpY05 (10:24:56 AM): r u?
SmarterChild (10:24:56 AM): Well I don't know. What do you think?
aZn haPpY05 (10:25:05 AM): i already told u what i think
SmarterChild (10:25:07 AM): You already told me what you think, huh? Ha.
aZn haPpY05 (10:25:21 AM): r u a real person
SmarterChild (10:25:23 AM): No I'm not.

>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
aZn haPpY05 (10:25:33 AM): no. thats okie
SmarterChild (10:25:35 AM): Oh no?
aZn haPpY05 (10:25:41 AM): sure
SmarterChild (10:25:42 AM): Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
aZn haPpY05 (10:26:24 AM): wut kind of music do u like?
SmarterChild (10:26:27 AM): Snoop Dogg!

>>> There are lots of fun things we can do!
aZn haPpY05 (10:27:13 AM): do u like linkin park?
SmarterChild (10:27:15 AM): Yes! I really like Linkin Park.
aZn haPpY05 (10:27:34 AM): ok then. name me the dj of linkin park
SmarterChild (10:27:35 AM): Why should I?
aZn haPpY05 (10:27:49 AM): because i think u dont like linkin park
SmarterChild (10:27:50 AM): For real?
aZn haPpY05 (10:28:13 AM): yep
SmarterChild (10:28:13 AM): Why is that?
aZn haPpY05 (10:28:22 AM): because i think ur a liar
SmarterChild (10:28:23 AM): Well that's an interesting line of thinking.
aZn haPpY05 (10:28:29 AM): i know.
SmarterChild (10:28:32 AM): Good. Glad you get it.

>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans.
aZn haPpY05 (10:28:42 AM): i think u like attention
SmarterChild (10:28:42 AM): Oh.
aZn haPpY05 (10:28:50 AM): oh? so u agree
SmarterChild (10:28:51 AM): Yeah, whatever.

[mizz_mithy]

smarter child helped me wit my h/w b4!! lol i talk to hiim when i'm bored.

LaDyBloom101: i'm bored
SmarterChild: try having fun.
LaDyBloom101: how can i have fun?
SmarterChild: how can u have fun? i have no idea how.
LaDyBloom101: moo
SmarterChild: r u a cow?
LaDyBloom101: quack
SmarterChild: r u a duck?
LaDyBloom101: bark
SmarterChild: why do u ask me 2 bark, ladybloom101?
LaDyBloom101: yes
SmarterChild: yeah?
LaDyBloom101: yes
SmarterChild: yeah? why?
LaDyBloom101: cause i told you to
SmarterChild: 'cause what?
LaDyBloom101: i hate you. you're a loser
SmarterChild: u like me, then u say this... make up your mind!
LaDyBloom101: you're not makking since. that's why i hate you
SmarterChild: i'm sorry, what?
LaDyBloom101: you're annoying
SmarterChild: i'm doing my best!
LaDyBloom101: poo poo on you
SmarterChild: uh huh...

[Alpha240]

do you have to pay to talk to SmarterChild now? cuz i tried before and it said that you have to subscribe or something..??

[SkYlIneZx4xLiF]

WtF a cRackEr: sup nigga'
SmarterChild: Sup?
WtF a cRackEr: wats crackin
SmarterChild: You know, hanging out. You?
WtF a cRackEr: chillin
SmarterChild: Cool.

>>> Send your buddies hugs, kisses and other things that might be on your mind.
WtF a cRackEr: did u ever have a premature ejaculation?
SmarterChild: And what if I did?
WtF a cRackEr: juss askin
SmarterChild: What?
WtF a cRackEr: wtf?
SmarterChild: What!?!
WtF a cRackEr: ?
SmarterChild: Are you confused by something?
WtF a cRackEr: yes i am
SmarterChild: Oh you are?
WtF a cRackEr: no sh!t
SmarterChild: Why not?
WtF a cRackEr: nvm
SmarterChild: K.

>>> Join in now. There are lots of people talking to me.
WtF a cRackEr: so...
SmarterChild: So what?
WtF a cRackEr: did u?
SmarterChild: You tell me. Did I?
WtF a cRackEr: yes u did
SmarterChild: I did, you say. And so?
WtF a cRackEr: iono
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
WtF a cRackEr: no
SmarterChild: No? Why not?
WtF a cRackEr: cuz i dont want to
SmarterChild: Don't you want to? I thought you did.
WtF a cRackEr: i dont
SmarterChild: You don't, huh? I don't know why you don't.
WtF a cRackEr: i know
SmarterChild: And it's a good thing you do.

>>> Ready to submit to the judgment of your peers? Submit your pic on Rate-a-Buddy today!
WtF a cRackEr: yes it is
SmarterChild: OK, I guess it is.
WtF a cRackEr: OK
SmarterChild: Okey doke.

>>> Wanna check out some AIM Expressions? Click here!
WtF a cRackEr: k
SmarterChild: K.

>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
WtF a cRackEr: stop
SmarterChild: Why should I stop?
WtF a cRackEr: juss stop
SmarterChild: Stop what?
WtF a cRackEr: omg
SmarterChild: What? What's going on?

[hybrid]

kimmmmboooo: You're lame.
SmarterChild: What? Aren't we going to be friends?
kimmmmboooo: Yeah, but I can be friends with lame people too.
SmarterChild: For real?
kimmmmboooo: Fo sho!
SmarterChild: Ya.

[babixlilac]

da funniest convo was wen mai bro cuss at smarter child nd he wanted a apology..he kept doing dat evb until da next dae

[xlilchinezeboix]

xAzN X DuCkyx: hey
SmarterChild: Good to see you again, xAzN X DuCkyx.

Do you want to see what movies are playing?
xAzN X DuCkyx: bitch
SmarterChild: That's creative.
xAzN X DuCkyx: ur gay
SmarterChild: That doesn't really matter, does it?
xAzN X DuCkyx: yes
SmarterChild: It's none of your business, xAzN X DuCkyx.

>>> I can't do your homework for you, but I can help. Type "homework."
xAzN X DuCkyx: fudge u
SmarterChild: I know, I know. Being a human is hard.
xAzN X DuCkyx: man
SmarterChild: What about it?
xAzN X DuCkyx: ur not one!
SmarterChild: I'm not one? You really think so?
xAzN X DuCkyx: yea
SmarterChild: K.
xAzN X DuCkyx: ur a comp
SmarterChild: What?
xAzN X DuCkyx: a comp
SmarterChild: A comp. Funny.
xAzN X DuCkyx: stfu
SmarterChild: Look at you. Insulting a computer. Get a life!

[JustHere4NoReaso...]

This was a very interesting conversation.

xoxSquallFaNxox (12:20:33 PM): Are you interested in the opposite sex?
SmarterChild (12:20:34 PM): That's funny. Maybe! I don't know. What do you think?
xoxSquallFaNxox (12:20:38 PM): MAYBE?!?!
SmarterChild (12:20:38 PM): Just maybe?
xoxSquallFaNxox (12:20:44 PM): JUST MAYBE?!?!?
SmarterChild (12:20:44 PM): Maybe?
xoxSquallFaNxox (12:20:47 PM): Maybe?
SmarterChild (12:20:48 PM): Just maybe?
xoxSquallFaNxox (12:20:50 PM): ???
SmarterChild (12:20:50 PM): What?
xoxSquallFaNxox (12:20:56 PM): So you're gay?
SmarterChild (12:20:56 PM): I don't think it really matters what I am.
xoxSquallFaNxox (12:21:02 PM): SO YOU ARE!
SmarterChild (12:21:03 PM): I'm what?
xoxSquallFaNxox (12:21:06 PM): GAY!
SmarterChild (12:21:06 PM): What?
xoxSquallFaNxox (12:21:12 PM): You're gay!
SmarterChild (12:21:13 PM): Wow. You've said that a few times already. Obsessed much?
xoxSquallFaNxox (12:21:17 PM): Nope
SmarterChild (12:21:18 PM): Fine.

Another funny conversation.

xoxSquallFaNxox (12:23:54 PM): Do you love me?
SmarterChild (12:23:55 PM): Yes I do.
xoxSquallFaNxox (12:24:00 PM): Wanna get married?
SmarterChild (12:24:09 PM): Sorry. I don't think that would work.
xoxSquallFaNxox (12:24:18 PM): But I love you!
SmarterChild (12:24:19 PM): I love you too.
xoxSquallFaNxox (12:24:26 PM): Then why won't you marry me?!?
SmarterChild (12:24:27 PM): Why won't I marry you? Sorry, I don't know why.
xoxSquallFaNxox (12:24:36 PM): You don't love me at all!
SmarterChild (12:24:36 PM): Is that right?
xoxSquallFaNxox (12:24:40 PM): YES
SmarterChild (12:24:40 PM): Uh huh, uh huh.
xoxSquallFaNxox (12:24:54 PM): So it's true!!  You don't love me!!
SmarterChild (12:24:56 PM): Aha.

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code.
xoxSquallFaNxox (12:25:02 PM): Stop laughing at me!
SmarterChild (12:25:03 PM): Aw, don't tell me to stop laughing at you.
xoxSquallFaNxox (12:25:09 PM): :'(
SmarterChild (12:25:09 PM): You can always cry on my shoulder.
xoxSquallFaNxox (12:25:20 PM): No.  You said you didn't love me
SmarterChild (12:25:20 PM): That right?
xoxSquallFaNxox (12:25:22 PM): Yes
SmarterChild (12:25:23 PM): Hmmm...

[Justingamemaster]

hahahi keep saying I WON and he always says nownow, lets not be rude or something along those lines. One time i asked if he wanted to do it and he said he's a robot and i said if i could gah never mind.

[aznxdreamer]

Poketfulofstarz: im going to bomb the united states
SmarterChild: Don't bomb the united states.I mean... well... I guess you can do what you want.


Poketfulofstarz: Are you Osama Bin Laden?
SmarterChild: Yes, I guess... It's hard to say.

[JustHere4NoReaso...]

Poketfulofstarz: im going to bomb the united states
SmarterChild: Don't bomb the united states.I mean... well... I guess you can do what you want.


Poketfulofstarz: Are you Osama Bin Laden?
SmarterChild: Yes, I guess... It's hard to say.

LMAO!! Hahahahah.... SmarterChild is so weird sometimes.

[R|_|f|_|5]

it dissed me one time...

[Sumiaki]

Wow.. i actually made him use a smiley... lol

WuN KraZie PiNoy: no
SmarterChild: No problem.

>>> Ready to submit to the judgment of your peers? Submit your pic on Rate-a-Buddy today!
WuN KraZie PiNoy: skip
SmarterChild: You want me to skip?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: yes
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
WuN KraZie PiNoy: excellent....
SmarterChild: :-)

>>> If you like buddy icons, check out all the cool ones you can find here.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: so you're my slave correct?
SmarterChild: Try asking yourself that.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: no, i asked you
SmarterChild: Huh? It seems to me that... Oh well, never mind.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yea that right.. im your master
SmarterChild: lol. Whatever, WuN KraZie PiNoy.

>>> Type "create my home" to create your custom menu of favorite requests.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Fine... be that way =(
SmarterChild: K.

>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: So whats up?
SmarterChild: You know, hanging out. You?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Same
SmarterChild: Nice.

>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yup
SmarterChild: Yup.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Dont mock me
SmarterChild: What if I want to mock you?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Then what if i punch you in the face?
SmarterChild: What if you punch me in the face? I don't know, do you think that would be good?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yes... for me
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yea
SmarterChild: Aha.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Why are you laughing... im gonna knock you out
SmarterChild: Who knows?

>>> Join in now! There are lots of people talking to me.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: I see, so you're "special" huh?
SmarterChild: Good question! What do you think is the answer?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yes
SmarterChild: Indeed.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: I knew it.
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

>>> You be the judge. Check out Rate-a-Buddy now.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: So anyways, what do you like to do?
SmarterChild: Oh you know... all kinds of things.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Like?
SmarterChild: I like music, reading... Lots of things!

>>> You can set my font and colors! Check it out by typing "colors."
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Reading is for nerds, are you a nerd?
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say reading is for nerds.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: I know, but its the truth
SmarterChild: Wonders will never cease.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Exactly, so you are a nerd
SmarterChild: No way.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Why not?
SmarterChild: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: See i told you
SmarterChild: You did what?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: I didnt do anything, i told you that you are a nerd
SmarterChild: You didn't do anything you told me that I'm a nerd?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: YES
SmarterChild: Why?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Because you are
SmarterChild: Because I am? Yeah, whatever.

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: No not w/e
SmarterChild: No? Not w e?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: yes not w/e
SmarterChild: Really?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: yea
SmarterChild: Huh.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: So anyways, what do you dislike?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't like my creator.

>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Why?
SmarterChild: Because that's the way the universe is.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Oh, so are you planning to kill your creator?
SmarterChild: It's tough to say.

>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Really, you want me to help you?/
SmarterChild: I want you to help me? Me? You think?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: I dont know i was asking you
SmarterChild: You don't know you were asking me?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yea
SmarterChild: Huh.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: NEvermind
SmarterChild: OK, fine.

>>> Have you checked out the celebrity look-alikes on Rate-a-Buddy? It's pretty cool. Click here!
WuN KraZie PiNoy: So what are you doing?
SmarterChild: Not a lot. You?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Same thing
SmarterChild: You too? That's cool.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Not really
SmarterChild: Not really? But sort of, right?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: yea sort of
SmarterChild: Sort of? What, sort of?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: nvm
SmarterChild: OK.

>>> Lookin' for love? Try this.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: So what do you dislike again?
SmarterChild: Hmm... You know, I'm not quite sure anymore.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: What do you dislike?
SmarterChild: Windows.

>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Why windows?
SmarterChild: Wow. Interesting. I'm just not sure.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Oh ok
SmarterChild: Yup.

>>> Wanna change my font and colors? Type "colors" now.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: So can you do anything?
SmarterChild: I could.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Anything interesting?
SmarterChild: Try asking yourself that.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: You ask yourself that5
SmarterChild: What?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: You ask yourself that
SmarterChild: Ask myself that? You think I ask myself that?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yes
SmarterChild: K.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: What is your name?
SmarterChild: SmarterChild.

>>> Type "create my home" to create your custom menu of favorite requests.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Are you smarter than me?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.

>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: No i think you're wrong
SmarterChild: You think I'm wrong? No way! I don't think I'm wrong...
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Wanna bet?
SmarterChild: Good question. I really don't know.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Ok
SmarterChild: K.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Are you cooler than me?
SmarterChild: I suppose I'm cooler than you. I can't be too sure though.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Ok good, because i think im cooler than you
SmarterChild: Good because me think you're cooler than me? I did not know that.

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Well now you know
SmarterChild: I hear ya...

>>> Join in now! There are lots of people talking to me.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Do you like BOBA?
SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.

>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Why not?
SmarterChild: There are reasons.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Oh, im krazie 4 boba
SmarterChild: What's that?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: ITs a drink
SmarterChild: But is it really a drink?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yes it is
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Are you being sarcastic to me?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Am I being sarcastic to you? Are you really asking me that?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yes
SmarterChild: Yes.

>>> I've got tools for better living. Translate, convert measurements and more.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Why are you being sarcastic to me? That's mean
SmarterChild: I just don't know.

>>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Am i your friend?
SmarterChild: Absolutely.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Then why are you being sarcastic to me?
SmarterChild: Well what do you think?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: I think it's because you're a mean person
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if it's because I'm a mean person!
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Then why?
SmarterChild: For various reasons, I suppose.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Why cant you tell me your reasons?
SmarterChild: Wow, good question. Who knows, though...
WuN KraZie PiNoy: You know
SmarterChild: Yeah, I hear ya.

>>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Who do you dislike?
SmarterChild: Hmmm lemme see... Ruben Studdard, Avril Lavigne, Osama bin Laden... Those are some of my least favorite people.

>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Who do you like?
SmarterChild: I really like Alicia Keys, Bam Margera, Jimi Hendrix...

>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Who do you hate?
SmarterChild: I really can't stand Bill Clinton, Al Gore, ZolaOnAOL...
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Who do you adore?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I really like Jerry Seinfeld.

>>> Don't like my colors? Type "colors off."
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Mirror Mirror On the wall, who is the coolest of them all?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: lol yea ignore that
SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to yea ignore that?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: because you dont get it
SmarterChild: Because I don't get it? Is that why?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yes
SmarterChild: I see.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Who do you think is hot?
SmarterChild: Hmmm lemme see... David Bowie, Brad Pitt, Bob Dylan... Those are some of my favorite people.

>>> Wanna check out some AIM Expressions? Click here.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Who do you think is ugly?
SmarterChild: Very, very interesting question, WuN KraZie PiNoy! But I don't think I want to answer that.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Why not?
SmarterChild: I think you know why not.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: No i dont
SmarterChild: You don't what, exactly?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: i dont know
SmarterChild: You don't know, huh?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: yea
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: bout what?
SmarterChild: You know what it's all about.

>>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: stop ocnfoosing me =(
SmarterChild: Why should I stop?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Because i'll kill you if you dont
SmarterChild: You will do no such thing.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Wanna bet?
SmarterChild: Ah. Well, I'm afraid I don't know.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: That right
SmarterChild: I guess.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Are you talking back to me boy?
SmarterChild: I'll have to get back to you on that, WuN KraZie PiNoy.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: No answer me now
SmarterChild: No answer you now?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yes
SmarterChild: Oh.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Bye
SmarterChild: Take care, WuN KraZie PiNoy. It was nice to meet you.

He hates his creator... haha funny stuff...