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 Jul 22 2004, 05:52 PM
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QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ Jul 11 2004, 3:40 PM) You. Me. Date. Sunday. - Chinkieeyedpnoi thats the best one.. lol |
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Jul 22 2004, 05:55 PM
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 i adore you Group: Member Posts: 186 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,691 |
QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ Jul 11 2004, 3:40 PM) You. Me. Date. Sunday. - Chinkieeyedpnoi major points for that haha...thats the best out of alll of them |
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Jul 22 2004, 07:24 PM
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 - wanker. Group: Member Posts: 199 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,490 |
hmm.. these are corny, but anyway...
-roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti...let's go screw. -you must have a mirror in your pants cause i can practically see myself in them -thats a nice shirt, can i talk you out of it? -there must be something wrong with my eyes, i cant seem to take them off you -every minute you dont ask me out, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens. -why do you have to be so damn sexy every single day? can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change? -ya know, you look really *hot*.. You must be real reason for global warming. -if i could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK. -hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. -now, b*tch. -hehe. i like that one- |
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Jul 22 2004, 07:55 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
+ The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
+ You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb. + Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I think you are Pretty, now can we screw? + If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. + Hi. You'll do. ^^^^^ my fave one 
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Jul 22 2004, 08:05 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
QUOTE(AGlobalThreatPunx3 @ Jul 11 2004, 1:36 PM) Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?  LoL I heard that one a lot. Still funneh everytime I hear it. Guy: Wanna' go back to my place? Woman: Well I dunno, can two people fit under a rock? Guy: Girl, you got more curves than a racetrack. Guy: Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Woman: No, why? Guy: Because I see myself in your pants. Guy: (When it's raining) Don't go outside. Woman: Why not? Guy: Because sugar melts when it's wet. I'll try to think up more later. 
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Jul 22 2004, 11:34 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
"im lost. can you lead me to your room"
[good comback]-sorry. i have a terrible sense of direction |
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Jul 26 2004, 02:55 PM
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 tag! you're it! ;D Group: Member Posts: 555 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,572 |
QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Jul 14 2004, 3:54 PM) OMG i laughed out loud at that one!! lol...who would that pick up anyway?  aha yeaa that`s kurrazy ! |
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Jul 26 2004, 02:58 PM
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 i HeARt MaH baBIe Group: Member Posts: 29 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 33,749 |
HahHAA..tHESE aRe fUnNie..Ive HeARD a LOT Of Em b4..
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Jul 26 2004, 03:01 PM
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 ^ moo... Group: Member Posts: 962 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,212 |
ummm
i lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you? |
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Jul 26 2004, 03:05 PM
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 s a r a h r o s e <3 Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,944 |
did you have cambpell soup today? [no]
cuz you look Mmm,Mmm good i lost my numba- can i have urz? xD those r the onli onez i can remember that no1 else posted up |
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Jul 30 2004, 10:22 AM
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 TheQuietThingsNoOneEverKnows Group: Member Posts: 75 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,721 |
haha, this is a dirty one
You see a girl across the room, and motion with your finger for her to come over. When she finally does u say "I figured if I fingered long enough you'd cum" or... "wanna sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?" |
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Jul 30 2004, 11:08 AM
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Nice shoes. Let's f*ck.
I love that cuz it's so random and it gets to the point quickly. Hey! I like your shirt--it's very becoming on you. But hey, if I was on you, I'd "be coming" too. ;) Becoming..Be..cumming. Just for those of you that are slow. Haha. |
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| *RiC3xBoy* |
Jul 30 2004, 09:33 PM
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Nice legs, what time do they open?
Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw. Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you. Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back? You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life! |
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Jul 31 2004, 09:24 PM
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 something more Group: Member Posts: 2,468 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,808 |
hehe....ok.............smooth,but if a guy said those to me, ill run away and what he said will be a TOTAL turn off.i HATE guys who try to be smooth...YUCK.
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