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post Jul 8 2004, 04:41 PM
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A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That’s not surprising," the elders say. "You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here."
 
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post Jul 8 2004, 08:14 PM
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lol, where do u get all these? some retarded guy, all of these are like a stupid guy. hahahaha.
 
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post Jul 8 2004, 09:32 PM
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lol, good one
 
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post Jul 9 2004, 11:29 AM
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lol? I don't get it
 
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post Jul 9 2004, 08:04 PM
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-shrug-

I dont get it..?
 
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post Jul 9 2004, 08:06 PM
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haha good one =)
i didnt get it at first either
 
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post Jul 10 2004, 03:59 AM
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haha lol man thas funni
 
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post Jul 10 2004, 06:29 AM
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Lol.. Thats a *knee slapper*!
 
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post Jul 10 2004, 09:55 PM
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ha-ha i got it. and theya re so mean lol. but the men is "wise" to have still stayed
 
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post Jul 10 2004, 10:43 PM
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haha, i lyk dat one... u've been posting quite a lotza jokes... where'd ya get all of em?
 
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post Jul 10 2004, 10:44 PM
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haha, i lyk dat one... u've been posting quite a lotza jokes... where'd ya get all of em?
 
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post Jul 10 2004, 10:45 PM
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QUOTE(tootsie_kiddo @ Jul 11 2004, 12:44 PM)
haha, i lyk dat one... u've been posting quite a lotza jokes... where'd ya get all of em?

i'm soooooo sry! i really didnt mean to double post... sry sry sry!!!!!
 
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post Jul 11 2004, 08:52 PM
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QUOTE(v@por @ Jul 8 2004, 4:41 PM)
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That’s not surprising," the elders say. "You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here."

haha,, tats gay!!
 
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post Jul 11 2004, 08:55 PM
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hahahahahahahaha funny. that would suck tho to only say two words every 7 years
 
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post Jul 12 2004, 03:58 PM
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thats not that funny.... but oh well
 
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post Jul 13 2004, 04:51 PM
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lol! i like that one, its funny!
 
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post Jul 21 2004, 05:39 AM
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haha good one
 
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post Jul 21 2004, 05:44 AM
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lol.. fun fun ^_^
 
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post Jul 21 2004, 04:36 PM
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lol thats a good one
 
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post Jul 21 2004, 06:31 PM
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LOL. wow no talking for 7 years?!
 
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post Jul 23 2004, 03:21 PM
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QUOTE(tootsie_kiddo @ Jul 10 2004, 10:45 PM)
i'm soooooo sry! i really didnt mean to double post... sry sry sry!!!!!

haha

you're forgiven lol
 
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post Jul 24 2004, 09:24 AM
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haha...i get it. funny
 
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post Jul 24 2004, 05:52 PM
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clever joke. I'd have said, "Am bored" or something...
 
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post Jul 25 2004, 11:02 PM
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Haha, how funnie laugh.gif .
 
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post Jul 26 2004, 08:49 AM
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Wow...no talking for 7 years.
 
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