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 Jul 20 2004, 09:10 AM
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A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse."
The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room number?" "Sarah Finkel, room 302." "I'll connect you with the nursing station." "3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?" "I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302." "Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at noon." The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic... that's wonderful news!" The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family member or a very close friend!" "Neither! I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me shit.  Thats for all of you who've been in the hospital before 
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Tiza_Rose Room 302 Jul 20 2004, 09:10 AM
Yemmerz I wanna do that one day...=\ Jul 20 2004, 09:13 AM iZnEedSuMcOkE lol that was funny..and it isn't such a bad id... Jul 20 2004, 09:56 AM XaZnX07 man that was funny yet cool lols
.:tony:. Jul 20 2004, 05:30 PM silver rain haha, that's funny. maybe i'll do that one... Jul 20 2004, 05:41 PM dani41790 lol that's funni. kinda dirty that they dont t... Jul 20 2004, 09:02 PM xtremeliquid Haha I get it. Jul 20 2004, 09:23 PM LatinaLady QUOTE(Tiza_Rose @ Jul 20 2004, 8:10 AM)A woma... Jul 20 2004, 09:32 PM seriouslynikki hehe.....thats sooo cool!! SO smart! Jul 20 2004, 10:52 PM conster lmao hahaha Jul 20 2004, 10:53 PM Caustic hahaha i should of done that when i was in the hos... Jul 21 2004, 05:09 AM IIO__oII haha
the hospital never tells you ANYTRING.
>=O Jul 27 2004, 04:33 PM JessJR1022 haha, that was cute Jul 27 2004, 04:36 PM sadolakced acid you can try it... but it won't work.
if yo... Aug 3 2004, 12:49 AM kyuubi319 working around the system, gotta try that one day,... Aug 3 2004, 11:16 AM POonSKi QUOTE(Tiza_Rose @ Jul 20 2004, 9:10 AM)
lolz... Aug 4 2004, 01:34 PM kaleidoscoped That's pretty clever. Aug 4 2004, 04:05 PM tainted_angel Lol, thank you! For makin' me laugh. I sho... Aug 4 2004, 05:16 PM strwbrrykiwi23 haha smart lady Aug 4 2004, 07:52 PM HuGs_fOr_yOu haha, i knew it was her all along Aug 4 2004, 09:52 PM xjjajeengx LMAO!!! this is funny yet at the same ... Aug 4 2004, 09:59 PM LilPiggi3 HEHE this lady is smart =D Aug 5 2004, 12:15 AM sweet wit a twist haha! thats so cool! lol..very funny...
... Aug 5 2004, 04:45 PM pnai4eva LOL, i'm gonna do that when i end up in a hosp... Aug 6 2004, 09:52 PM slurp wow lol Aug 6 2004, 10:12 PM Tiza_Rose QUOTELMAO!!! this is funny yet at the ... Aug 7 2004, 11:02 AM hybrid Yeah, well my doctor told me I was gonna die... bu... Aug 7 2004, 11:05 AM Weird addiction LMAO!!hahahahahaha!!!!... Aug 8 2004, 10:52 AM StarStruck xD smart ! Aug 8 2004, 12:25 PM elmogurly I get it...but it doesn't make me laugh..maybe... Aug 9 2004, 04:46 AM nycxjohn lols sarah's pretty smart thens ;] Aug 9 2004, 10:12 AM MasterNe0 It true, It hard to find out about your condition ... Aug 9 2004, 08:16 PM POonSKi omg!!!! lolz!!! im gon... Aug 9 2004, 09:38 PM F1R3B4T lmfao thats smart! Aug 11 2004, 01:20 PM toyo loco puahahahahahhahhhhhhaha *(: Aug 11 2004, 02:21 PM
chica777708 HAHA thats hilarious lol Aug 11 2004, 02:46 PM  |
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