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4 reasons not to mess with a child
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post Jul 20 2004, 02:03 PM
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_smile.gif 4 reasons not to mess with a child

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher: asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
 
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post Jul 20 2004, 02:09 PM
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ahhas those are funny stories! lol but are they really reasons not to mess with a child? But anyway cool stories I enjoyed reading them =D mm I want some of the cookies.. I'm still a child =P
 
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post Jul 20 2004, 02:29 PM
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haha, that's funny. i've seen that somewhere before though...
 
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post Jul 20 2004, 04:45 PM
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those are funny... lol
 
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post Jul 20 2004, 04:52 PM
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laugh.gif those are some funny stories!! It shows how blunt children are, cause they are too young to realize that thier mouths can get them into trouble... kids are really smart tho!
 
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post Jul 20 2004, 05:02 PM
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Haha.
 
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post Jul 20 2004, 07:20 PM
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LOL i luved these...very funny!
 
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post Jul 20 2004, 07:39 PM
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QUOTE(v@por @ Jul 20 2004, 2:03 PM)
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead."

lol!! that was the funniest one!!
 
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post Jul 20 2004, 09:00 PM
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hahaha man thas funni but umm i remember some1 posting that already....
 
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post Jul 20 2004, 09:44 PM
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some one did post this before buti love these jokes. they always bring a smile. kids are cool =)
 
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post Jul 21 2004, 03:08 AM
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lols _smile.gif
 
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post Jul 21 2004, 04:30 AM
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hahaha funny funny laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 21 2004, 05:05 AM
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So funny.. biggrin.gif
 
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post Jul 22 2004, 01:22 PM
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OMG lol all those made me laugh out loud....
 
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post Jul 22 2004, 05:00 PM
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haha those stories are so cute... ^ ^
 
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post Jul 22 2004, 05:27 PM
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these are sooo cute! i like the 3rd one! happy.gif
 
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wow...thats some funny shit.. reminds of my brother tongue.gif
 
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post Jul 23 2004, 11:28 PM
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omg! i love kids~
 
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post Jul 24 2004, 09:03 AM
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lol...those are funny
 
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post Jul 25 2004, 05:27 PM
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aww! those jokes are soo cute! haha..smart lil kids.. happy.gif
 
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post Jul 25 2004, 09:37 PM
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Aww kids are so innocent, its cute happy.gif
 
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post Jul 26 2004, 01:56 AM
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LoL, those were so cleverly written! laugh.gif I liked the third one the most hehe...
 
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post Jul 26 2004, 01:20 PM
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LOL funny biggrin.gif
 
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lol smart childz!!
 
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HAHAHAHAAHA

THe first and last one are the best!!!
 
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