Deep thoughts, and life's unanswered questions Options

[diezelbabygrl_xo...]

Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?
Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
Do they have burglar alarms at Christian bookstores?
Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?
Do stairs go up or down?
When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change
their name to Knockers?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Are marbles made of marble?
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
Can mute people burp?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

[conster]

lmao i read all of it lol

[purexpoeticxpain]

Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
hmmm can't answer that one, i suppose there aren't any now are they?
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
because adults aren't cute like children are!
If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?
wow! i never thought of that!!!
Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
well, maybe crooked?
Do they have burglar alarms at Christian bookstores?
no, they should be open all the time, the lord never sleeps
Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?
so they know what they're adding to. . .
Do stairs go up or down?
stairs don't go up or down . . .they're immobile
When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
ya know the saying "it's only funny 'til someone gets hurt then it's hilarious" yea, that's why
Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?
one of them has to be the top one, unless it was a sphere. . . hmmm
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
how would somone really know . . .
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
to confuse us simpletons!
If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change
their name to Knockers?
hehehe probably
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
above the limit!!!!!
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
lol, probably not
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
*thoughtful look* i'll have to try that . . .
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
french people probably don't care (i mean no offense)
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
i never thought of it that way . . .
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
they better, or i'd be mad!!! *roar*
Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
isn't that what it's for?
Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
of course!!
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
since this saying was made up
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
yep, just did it
Are marbles made of marble?
that would be neat if they were
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
i, too, have pondered that mystery
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
good question
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
never ask my mom that, you get a half hour history lesson . . .
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
LOL
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
see above comment
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
indeed it is . . .
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
but of course!
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
do literate people really read it anyway?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
you can be surrounded i suppose
Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
no one, but my hair gets mad if i don't
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
maybe they do and we don't notice
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
lol, good good question
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
i'm hoping the toilet isn't used as long as the parking space
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
hmmmm
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
because humans make up stupid sayings . . . and read dante's inferno
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
human nature
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
cuz he's a cartoon and we love cartoons
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
no, then people might, like, start eating them. . . ick
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
i agree
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
lol yes
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
indeed
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
otherwise how would we know it was there?
Can mute people burp?
can they sneeze?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
gooooooood question . . .

lol, sorry if that was long, i just felt the need to comment to every question made . . . it's in my nature, how i am . . .
Love and Peace
~Dana

[dani41790]

lol man those questions realli make u think