The Hotel Bill |
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The Hotel Bill |
Jul 18 2004, 03:51 PM
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A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key
West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, and explains to the man that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use. "But we didn't use them." the man complains. "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says. "But we didn't go to any of those shows,"complains the man again. "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies. No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!" The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, 'this check is only made out for $100." "That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife." "But! I didn't!" exclaims the Manager. "Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have." |
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Jul 18 2004, 03:53 PM
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,051 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,264 |
lol That's funny.
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Jul 18 2004, 04:08 PM
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![]() 042304<3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 600 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,231 |
thats heckka funny! never heard of that joke before.
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Jul 18 2004, 04:17 PM
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![]() hi, my name is brianna! =] ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 5,764 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,114 |
LOL, thats funny!
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Jul 18 2004, 04:21 PM
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Senior Member. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,619 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,940 |
This should be at the humor section.
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Jul 18 2004, 04:35 PM
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tempararely retired ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 835 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,368 |
wow, datz one long story..
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Jul 18 2004, 04:42 PM
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![]() ilikeyouSofreakingmuch. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,014 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 643 |
lmao xP
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Jul 18 2004, 04:46 PM
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haha
move it to the humor section. =D |
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Jul 18 2004, 05:01 PM
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x3ania ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 596 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,628 |
i love it! funny and original.
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Jul 18 2004, 05:08 PM
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![]() SQUASHBERRY. ;D ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 440 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,612 |
LOL!!
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Jul 18 2004, 05:31 PM
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![]() hi. call me linda. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 8,187 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,475 |
wow, thats funny. haha.
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Jul 18 2004, 06:46 PM
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QUOTE(soulovely @ Jul 18 2004, 3:51 PM) A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, and explains to the man that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use. "But we didn't use them." the man complains. "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says. "But we didn't go to any of those shows,"complains the man again. "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies. No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!" The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, 'this check is only made out for $100." "That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife." "But! I didn't!" exclaims the Manager. "Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have." i do understand this but i dont understand this... i noe its wierd...... but da joke thing is wierd..... |
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Jul 18 2004, 07:37 PM
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![]() i'm his cookies&cream monster! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,664 |
lol i've seen this before
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Jul 18 2004, 08:29 PM
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hilarious
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Jul 19 2004, 03:56 PM
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![]() N.CARTER ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,709 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,742 |
HAHAHAH. lmao funny!
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Jul 19 2004, 09:29 PM
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lmao thats smart
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Jul 20 2004, 12:54 AM
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![]() Hi! I'm Dani :) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahahaha lmao man thats realli funni
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Jul 21 2004, 05:23 AM
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haha thats funny
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Jul 22 2004, 08:15 PM
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![]() i adore you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 186 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,691 |
haha thats funny...the guy paying the bill is pretty smart..
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Jul 22 2004, 08:21 PM
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nice one ^ ^* lol
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Jul 23 2004, 11:22 PM
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QUOTE(soulovely @ Jul 18 2004, 3:51 PM) A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, and explains to the man that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use. "But we didn't use them." the man complains. "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says. "But we didn't go to any of those shows,"complains the man again. "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies. No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!" The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, 'this check is only made out for $100." "That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife." "But! I didn't!" exclaims the Manager. "Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have." haha! omg! i love dis! |
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Jul 24 2004, 08:59 AM
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lol! that is funny! smart guy
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Jul 24 2004, 09:22 PM
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![]() shut up when im sleepin...... ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 46 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,102 |
lol.. i wonder how the wife feels
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Jul 24 2004, 09:35 PM
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ooo la la ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 433 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,853 |
haha thats a good one.
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Jul 25 2004, 07:07 PM
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haha thats so great
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