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The Hotel Bill
soulovely
post Jul 18 2004, 03:51 PM
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A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key
West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours
on the road, they're too tired to continue, and
they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at
a nice hotel and take a room, but they only
plan to sleep for four hours and then get back
on the road.

When they check out four hours later, the
desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.
The man explodes and demands to know why
the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although
it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't
worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the
standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the
Manager. The Manager appears, and explains to the man
that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a
huge conference center that were available for the
husband and wife to use. "But we didn't use them." the
man complains.

"Well, they are here, and you could have," explains
the Manager. He goes on to explain they could
have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is
famous. "The best entertainers from New York,
Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.

"But we didn't go to any of those shows,"complains
the man again. "Well, we have them, and you could have,"
the Manager replies.
No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the
man replies, "But we didn't use it!" The Manager
is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees
to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the
check. "But sir," he says, 'this check is only
made out for $100."

"That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250
for sleeping with my wife."

"But! I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.

"Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you
could have."


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post Jul 18 2004, 03:53 PM
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lol That's funny. laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 18 2004, 04:08 PM
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thats heckka funny! never heard of that joke before. happy.gif
 
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post Jul 18 2004, 04:17 PM
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LOL, thats funny!
 
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post Jul 18 2004, 04:21 PM
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This should be at the humor section.
 
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post Jul 18 2004, 04:35 PM
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wow, datz one long story.. blink.gif
 
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post Jul 18 2004, 04:42 PM
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lmao xP
 
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post Jul 18 2004, 04:46 PM
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haha
move it to the humor section. =D
 
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post Jul 18 2004, 05:01 PM
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i love it! funny and original.
 
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post Jul 18 2004, 05:08 PM
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post Jul 18 2004, 05:31 PM
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wow, thats funny. haha.
 
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post Jul 18 2004, 06:46 PM
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QUOTE(soulovely @ Jul 18 2004, 3:51 PM)
A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key
West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours 
on the road, they're too tired to continue, and 
they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at 
a nice hotel and take a room, but they only 
plan to sleep for four hours and then get back
on the road. 

When they check out four hours later, the
desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. 
The man explodes and demands to know why
the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although
it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't 
worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the
standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the
Manager. The Manager appears, and explains to the man
that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a 
huge conference center that were available for the 
husband and wife to use. "But we didn't use them." the 
man complains.

"Well, they are here, and you could have," explains
the Manager. He goes on to explain they could 
have taken in one of the  shows for which the hotel is
famous. "The best entertainers from New York,
Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.

"But we didn't go to any of those shows,"complains
the man again. "Well, we have them, and you could have," 
the Manager replies.
No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the
man replies, "But we didn't use it!" The Manager 
is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees
to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. 

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the
check. "But sir," he says, 'this check is only 
made out for $100."

"That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250
for sleeping with my  wife."

"But! I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.

"Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you
could have."


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i do understand this but i dont understand this... i noe its wierd...... but da joke thing is wierd..... stubborn.gif wacko.gif mellow.gif
 
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post Jul 18 2004, 07:37 PM
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lol i've seen this before
 
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post Jul 18 2004, 08:29 PM
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hilarious biggrin.gif
 
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post Jul 19 2004, 03:56 PM
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HAHAHAH. lmao funny!
 
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post Jul 19 2004, 09:29 PM
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lmao thats smart
 
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post Jul 20 2004, 12:54 AM
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hahahaha lmao man thats realli funni
 
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post Jul 21 2004, 05:23 AM
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haha thats funny
 
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post Jul 22 2004, 08:15 PM
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haha thats funny...the guy paying the bill is pretty smart..
 
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post Jul 22 2004, 08:21 PM
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post Jul 23 2004, 11:22 PM
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QUOTE(soulovely @ Jul 18 2004, 3:51 PM)
A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key
West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours
on the road, they're too tired to continue, and
they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at
a nice hotel and take a room, but they only
plan to sleep for four hours and then get back
on the road.

When they check out four hours later, the
desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.
The man explodes and demands to know why
the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although
it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't
worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the
standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the
Manager. The Manager appears, and explains to the man
that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a
huge conference center that were available for the
husband and wife to use. "But we didn't use them." the
man complains.

"Well, they are here, and you could have," explains
the Manager. He goes on to explain they could
have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is
famous. "The best entertainers from New York,
Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.

"But we didn't go to any of those shows,"complains
the man again. "Well, we have them, and you could have,"
the Manager replies.
No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the
man replies, "But we didn't use it!" The Manager
is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees
to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the
check. "But sir," he says, 'this check is only
made out for $100."

"That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250
for sleeping with my wife."

"But! I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.

"Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you
could have."


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haha! omg! i love dis!
 
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post Jul 24 2004, 08:59 AM
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lol! that is funny! smart guy
 
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post Jul 24 2004, 09:22 PM
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lol.. i wonder how the wife feels
 
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post Jul 24 2004, 09:35 PM
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haha thats a good one.
 
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post Jul 25 2004, 07:07 PM
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haha thats so great
 

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