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 Jul 13 2004, 08:11 PM
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A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
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Jul 14 2004, 02:23 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
wtf man that judge is stupid. doesn he noe that the guy controls the arm
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Jul 14 2004, 12:07 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
how the hell did he become a lawyer anyway?
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Jul 14 2004, 04:30 PM
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 hi-diddily-ho neighbor Group: Member Posts: 107 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 457 |
haha.thats great..if only i had a prostesic(sp??) arm....
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Jul 14 2004, 06:24 PM
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Haha I get it.
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Jul 14 2004, 07:17 PM
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 pixel hybrid Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 |
Hahah, tsk tsk tsk.
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Jul 14 2004, 08:57 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
hell no thatis just so stupid. lol. lucky for him
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| *liquidize* |
Jul 14 2004, 09:02 PM
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lol , stupid judge. clever lawyer
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Jul 16 2004, 10:23 PM
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 original member. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,825 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,460 |
Aha! That was so stupid!
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