The Evil Villains, join with mee Options

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I will create evil villains on request *after all, i am a computor geek spammer *

we should make a evil hierarchy
This is for all those evil people out there in the world

Jobs available:

Spammer- Steven (me)
Devils Advocate- Lil Shadow
Evil suck-up- Skyline
assasin- kimmy Jr.
Lucy Lui (Kill Bill)- Princess (name?)
L33t Emcee- Defjam Gansta
L33t security- jja jeeng
Comedian to the Villians- Linda
Cult leader- mizz kim
Cult leader- Sandra
Avatar for demon- stewie and evil assistant
Horseman of the apocalypse 1- Kelly
Horseman of the apocalypse 2-
Horseman of the apocalypse 3-
Horseman of the apocalypse 4-
Necromancer- A crazy pinoy -_-]
Horror Movie Villain- Natalie
Corporate Bastard- Suzzette
Criminal Mastermind- Brittani
Criminal Mastermind(2)- Gina
Criminal peons- F_L_I_P (name?)

Descriptions for jobs:

Spammer- Warning: This is without a doubt the most depraved, foul, insidious and malevolent of all possible evil professions. If you choose this job you will be hated by good and evil-doers alike, becoming the lowest of all possible lows, with vigilantes hunting you and entire religions springing up devoted to your destruction. And not without good reason.

assasin- Only the evilist (second only to the spammer) of evil can fufill the requirements for this job. This role is often picked by filipino girls who demand that thier wishes be fufilled.

Cult Leader- Perhaps one of the most rewarding of all evil jobs is that of cult leader. There's nothing quite like having an army of brainwashed zealots at your beck and call all willing to blow themselves up at a moment's notice. But not just anyone can fill these evil shoes. It takes a special someone, a man above normal men or woman above normal woman.

Avatar for Demon- Don't want to put in the effort it takes to be an evil overlord but still desire the destruction of all mankind? Then maybe you should become a supernatural avatar! This career is ideal for apprentice sorcerers and those who like meddling in Things Man Was Not Meant To Know.

Horseman of Apocalypse- This adventuresome career is often not considered by evil-doers because of the religious undertones, but don't let that discourage you! Becoming a horseman of the apocalypse can be a very rewarding experience, with the death and destruction and rivers of blood, and if anything, looks good on a resume.

Necromancer- The career of necromancer is an excellent choice for evil-doers who are not a "people person." Though some might say there is not much point to turning the earth into one gigantic graveyard, these people are fools and will never understand anyway. Good career entry points for becoming a necromancer include occultists, dabblers in voodoo, grave diggers, morticians, possessed eight-year-old girls, and inheritors of scary books wrapped in human flesh.

Horror Movie Villain- Gaining immortality may be a bit more difficult. It used to be you could just get hit by lightning and then nothing could stop you, but these days there always has to be new and elaborate plot twists. Some of the old methods do still seem to work, however, and you may want to consider them.

Corporate Bastard- "Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business." -- Montgomery Burns.
It doesn't hurt to slay your rivals too, but that's just an option. The career of corporate bastard is one of the most rewarding among evil-doers today, so why not get yourself a piece of the pie? The strangling hold of the multinational corporation has never been stronger!

Criminal Mastermind- This is the career most evil-doers strive for. To be head of a gigantic criminal empire, with armies of thugs that hold the citizens in thrall as your grip on the city grows ever tighter.

Criminal Peons- The little guys who are just starting out on the criminal food chain

PHEW that was long =]