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Signs that you are a Filipino, umm..yea...READ THE TITLE!!
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post Jul 15 2004, 12:24 PM
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i can definately relate to that. full blooded pinay here!! lol. i was laughing at the ones that relates to me and my family and friends.
 
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post Jul 15 2004, 07:47 PM
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long list you got here...... well lets see.....

-you have a "barrel man" in your house, you may be filipino...(you know..the wooden man...when you lift up the barrel----schwing!!!) ==nope we dont have that
-you wash your clothes by hand == what's wrong wit that.. i dont wash my clothes by hands.. i wash my undies by hands... ermm.gif
-you use walis tambo and walis ting-ting, ==before when we were in the philippines.. i mean.. our house in the philipines isnt carpeted.. so why the heck use a vaccum rite?? huh.gif
-you nail all photographs on your walls in the living room ==doesnt white people do that too??? ermm.gif
you smoke in your house ==where else do you smoke?? nobody smokes in our house btw.
-you put up your knee while eating ==hehe.. sometimes... tongue.gif
-you eat kanin and ulam using your hand ==sometimes..
you say Comfort Room instead of Restroom. ==cr..bathroom.. they're all the same
-you say For Take Out instead of to go. ==in the phil yes.. but here no..
-you point w/ your lips ==yep.. when my hands are too busy... lolz
-you nod upwards to greet someone, ==doesnt evrybody?
-you say "Canteen" instead of cafeteria, =in the phil.. yes
-you eat under-developed duck eggs. == excuse me.. they are called ballot.. and they are one of those exotic foods... tongue.gif
-you pronounce the word ALREADY as OLREYDI. == uh.. not really.. only if you're from the province i guess..
-you do "mano po" to older people in the house you're about to enter.==if they're older filipino people then yes..
-your "walking doll" is still new even though it was bought years ago because your mom kept it in the china cabinet and never let you play with it. ==well maybe.. ermm.gif
-you have a Santo Nino shrine in your living room. =yep
-you have an out of tune piano and nobody in the family ever learned to play. ==we all do.
-you know what "chocolate meat" is ==isnt it a bread??
-you're standing next to big boxes at the airport. ==weee.. its balikbayan boxes.. _smile.gif
you say 'hoy' to get someone's attention. ==i do to my bro and sis..not to other people..
-you like peanut butter with chocolate. ==yumm! tongue.gif
-you turn around when you hear somebody say "psssst." ==hehe.. yep.. coz that somebody is sure is a flip..
-you instinctively grab a toothpick after a meal. ==when on a chinese resto ..yes.
-you burp when you're busog (or after sipping a beer) ==doesnt everybody??
-you call somebody "psssst." ==yeah.. just like what ive said...
-you own both a rice cooker, and an air pot. ==just the rice cooker...
-you have a cartful of corned beef during a sale. ==ilove cornbeefs! tongue.gif
-you scratch your head when you don't know what you're doing. == sometimes
-you don't want to eat the last piece of food on the plate, but offer it to others ==that's like my worse pet peeves..
-you say "she" when you should say "he" ==ugh.. i always get confuse!
-you bring a "baon" to work everyday, ==yep.. my mom does.. it saves alotta money _smile.gif
-you eat rice for breakfast, lunch and dinner. =sometimes when im that hungry tongue.gif
-you often say 'Bulaga!' when you want to scare someone. ==i say BOO!
-you have toyo circles on your table cloths. ==haha.. that's embarrassing but true.! laugh.gif
-you wash and reuse disposable styroFoam cups, forks and spoons and of course, aluminum wrapper (Reynolds wrap or cover paper plates with waxed paper so you can reuse it. ==my grandma used to.. laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 16 2004, 12:06 AM
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OMG that's sooooo HILARIOUS! you like totally described my mom and family.. especially that stupid lip thing when you point to things .. that gets me sooo annoyed.. and you call girls him that annoys me too.. thankfully i'm half filipino! lol
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