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funnier heaven interview
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post Jul 8 2004, 04:50 PM
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It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died." St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartement when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!" St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. "Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line. "OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."
 

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v@por   funnier heaven interview   Jul 8 2004, 04:50 PM
joanna0304   Aaaah ha ha   Jul 8 2004, 09:31 PM
islandkiss   lmao poor naked dude..   Jul 9 2004, 11:31 AM
sweet wit a twist   haha! thats so funny   Jul 12 2004, 02:21 PM
JlIaTMK   ahhh those two first guys died for no reason QUO...   Jul 12 2004, 02:33 PM
xtremeliquid   Heh...that guy shouldn't have died.   Jul 12 2004, 03:06 PM
kaleidoscoped   Oh my! Poor guy who was doing aerobics! Bu...   Jul 12 2004, 09:12 PM
Foolish Heart   Hahahaha   Jul 12 2004, 10:21 PM
DavidxN   haha thats a knee-slapper   Jul 12 2004, 11:05 PM
dani41790   hahaha lmao man thats funni   Jul 13 2004, 02:20 AM
tootsie_kiddo   hahahaha, i lyk this one! poor innocent dude d...   Jul 13 2004, 07:05 AM
Yemmerz   That makes me wanna stop hiding my my fridge naked...   Jul 13 2004, 09:50 AM
v@por   QUOTE(Yemmerz @ Jul 13 2004, 9:50 AM)That mak...   Jul 13 2004, 07:42 PM
Caustic   omg haha i laughed so hard   Jul 21 2004, 05:38 AM
xxTiNEExx   lol. ive heard it before but still funny all tha s...   Jul 21 2004, 05:59 AM
im like hoy   hahaha thats one the funniest jokes ive heard   Jul 21 2004, 04:33 PM
01-supergirl   HAHAHAHHA. ohmy lols, ive heard something like thi...   Jul 21 2004, 06:33 PM
s0_fLiPd   hahahahahaha! that's funny! -- poor ae...   Jul 21 2004, 08:44 PM
J.K   haha i started reading it and then i realized that...   Jul 22 2004, 02:43 PM
silver rain   haha, that's funny. poor aerobics guy...   Jul 22 2004, 03:35 PM
v@por   QUOTE(linke3 @ Jul 22 2004, 3:35 PM)haha, tha...   Jul 22 2004, 04:30 PM
iZnEedSuMcOkE   lol this is sorta old but still funny   Jul 22 2004, 04:34 PM
strwbrrykiwi23   lmfao   Jul 22 2004, 04:57 PM
Fallen_Fairy   thats funny its not like other jokes where you kno...   Jul 22 2004, 05:00 PM
IIO__oII   HAHAHAHAAHHHA omg how funny! ..... im glad hea...   Jul 22 2004, 11:32 PM
v@por   QUOTE(IIO__oII @ Jul 22 2004, 11:32 PM)HAHAHA...   Jul 23 2004, 03:19 PM
POonSKi   QUOTE(v@por @ Jul 8 2004, 4:50 PM)It got crow...   Jul 23 2004, 10:30 PM
ji_cabinx   haha...funny   Jul 24 2004, 09:21 AM
AzNPmPGMr   i think the guy in the refridgerator was the guy t...   Jul 25 2004, 04:37 PM
bibliomania   AHAHAHAHAHAHA! So three peoople died! An...   Jul 25 2004, 04:41 PM
lozerface87   omg i love that one...i feel bad for the guy havin...   Jul 25 2004, 06:53 PM
x hYpErRoSeY x   lol poor aerobic doin, naked hiding, n having wife...   Jul 26 2004, 05:06 PM


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