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the bus driver and the nun
sakura chan
post Jul 12 2004, 07:59 PM
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if this joke doesnt make you laugh...you might as well stab yourself in the face. cuz its sick as shit AND funny all in one. jokes dont get much better than that eh


A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun.

He decides to approach her anyway. "Sister, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen and I must have sex with you." he says.

"I'm sorry but I've given my body to God." she replies and then leaves.

Suddenly the bus driver turns around to the guy and says "I know a way you can get some banging from the nun."

The bus driver tells the guy about how the nun goes to confessional everyday at 3 in the afternoon.

The bus driver tells the guy his plan and the guy leaves happy knowing he's going to get some.

The next day at 3 the guy is in the booth dressed as a priest. When the nun approaches in the darkness he says "Sister, God has told me I must have sex with you."

She replies "Well if God has said it, we must do it. However because of my strong commitment to God I will only take it up the ass."

The guy figures this isn't a problem and proceeds to have the best sex ever.

After it is over he whips off his outfit and says, "HA HAA!! I'm the guy on the bus."

and than the nun jumps up and says, "HA HAA I'm the bus driver!!"
 
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post Jul 12 2004, 09:44 PM
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OMG lol that joke made me crack up.

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Well if God has said it, we must do it. However because of my strong commitment to God I will only take it up the ass


but i dont think a nun would say that huh.gif
 
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post Jul 12 2004, 10:19 PM
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Omg...hahahahha
 
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post Jul 13 2004, 02:23 AM
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omg haha man that's soooooo wrong
 
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post Jul 13 2004, 07:03 AM
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LOL, pretty sick... but gud
 
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post Jul 13 2004, 10:06 AM
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lol.. what a desprate bus driver..
 
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post Jul 13 2004, 01:44 PM
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omg..thats sick! tongue.gif

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post Jul 13 2004, 01:53 PM
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lol thats so sick but still funny
 
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post Jul 13 2004, 01:56 PM
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oh that's kinda funny but i'm still confused...

was the bus driver a guy? or a girl? i'm confused.
 
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post Jul 13 2004, 03:39 PM
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QUOTE(xxcrazynutmeg @ Jul 13 2004, 1:56 PM)
oh that's kinda funny but i'm still confused...

was the bus driver a guy? or a girl? i'm confused.

the bus driver is a man.... and eww.. thats messed up .. pinch.gif
 
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post Jul 13 2004, 04:36 PM
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lmao! thats funny AND sick!
 
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post Jul 18 2004, 09:07 PM
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lmfao.... laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 19 2004, 10:47 AM
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whaaatt theeeeeee lol
 
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post Jul 19 2004, 04:46 PM
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AHA! Lmao! That was so stupid.
 
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post Jul 19 2004, 09:45 PM
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oh shit lol eww thats sick
 
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post Jul 20 2004, 09:42 PM
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He ate it, I swear!
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HAHA! Eww....lol
 
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post Jul 20 2004, 09:46 PM
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ewww...lol. Nasty but yet funny.
 
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post Jul 20 2004, 10:01 PM
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there was a topic on the samejoke. but yeahi gotit. its gross cuz in reality it canhappen but its funny
 
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post Jul 21 2004, 05:33 AM
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siiiiiiick...
 
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post Jul 21 2004, 01:47 PM
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5 words
Laugh my friggin a$$ off
 
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post Jul 21 2004, 03:34 PM
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that was nastily funny
 
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post Jul 22 2004, 01:22 AM
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lolz.. laugh.gif laugh.gif that was so funiie laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 22 2004, 11:45 PM
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...i dont get it?!?!?

..EDIT..
OOO i get it NOW! haha i wasnt reading very carefully.. HAHAAHAHAH
 
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post Jul 23 2004, 11:08 PM
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ew!!! it sounded gay to me! lolz... they're all pretty mess up**lolz
 
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post Jul 24 2004, 09:07 AM
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haha...it is sick, but funny
 
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