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heaven interview
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post Jul 8 2004, 04:42 PM
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Saint Peter was at the gates of Heaven interviewing this man. He said, "You haven't done anything bad, but you haven't anything good either. If you tell me just one good thing that you've done, I'll let you in." "Well," the man replied, "I was traveling on the road when I saw a group of thugs robbing a woman. So I went up to them and shouted for them to stop. Unfortunately, things got a little out of hand and I ended up punching out their leader. Then I challenged everyone else of the group to fight me." "Wow," Saint Peter said, "That is good. When did it happen?" "About 2 minutes ago."
 

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v@por   heaven interview   Jul 8 2004, 04:42 PM
joanna0304   lol u got good ones but sum i just don't get.   Jul 8 2004, 10:12 PM
islandkiss   I don't get it..   Jul 9 2004, 11:21 AM
v@por   lol he like died because like they beat him up ...   Jul 9 2004, 12:43 PM
LatinaLady   ha-ha so good. at least he tried to help thelady. ...   Jul 10 2004, 09:58 PM
sweet wit a twist   aww! the man is so nice..hehe   Jul 12 2004, 02:20 PM
JlIaTMK   lol.... thats funny....   Jul 12 2004, 02:46 PM
dani41790   lol too bad the guy died   Jul 13 2004, 02:24 AM
tootsie_kiddo   QUOTE(x3_kelly @ Jul 10 2004, 1:21 AM)I don...   Jul 13 2004, 07:01 AM
v@por   QUOTE(tootsie_kiddo @ Jul 13 2004, 7:01 AM)u ...   Jul 13 2004, 07:43 PM
Mireh   lol...wow! That must suck...   Jul 16 2004, 10:26 PM


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