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Jul 8 2004, 04:42 PM
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Saint Peter was at the gates of Heaven interviewing this man. He said, "You haven't done anything bad, but you haven't anything good either. If you tell me just one good thing that you've done, I'll let you in." "Well," the man replied, "I was traveling on the road when I saw a group of thugs robbing a woman. So I went up to them and shouted for them to stop. Unfortunately, things got a little out of hand and I ended up punching out their leader. Then I challenged everyone else of the group to fight me." "Wow," Saint Peter said, "That is good. When did it happen?" "About 2 minutes ago."
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v@por heaven interview Jul 8 2004, 04:42 PM
joanna0304 lol u got good ones but sum i just don't get. Jul 8 2004, 10:12 PM
islandkiss I don't get it.. Jul 9 2004, 11:21 AM
v@por lol
he like died
because like they beat him up ... Jul 9 2004, 12:43 PM
LatinaLady ha-ha so good. at least he tried to help thelady. ... Jul 10 2004, 09:58 PM
sweet wit a twist aww! the man is so nice..hehe Jul 12 2004, 02:20 PM
JlIaTMK lol.... thats funny.... Jul 12 2004, 02:46 PM
dani41790 lol too bad the guy died Jul 13 2004, 02:24 AM
tootsie_kiddo QUOTE(x3_kelly @ Jul 10 2004, 1:21 AM)I don... Jul 13 2004, 07:01 AM
v@por QUOTE(tootsie_kiddo @ Jul 13 2004, 7:01 AM)u ... Jul 13 2004, 07:43 PM
Mireh lol...wow! That must suck... Jul 16 2004, 10:26 PM![]() ![]() |