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 Jul 11 2004, 11:05 PM
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My friend found the following article a while ago...
It is with heavy heart that I must pass on the following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the Entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough onhalf-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes Sorry to be the messenger of sorrow |
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Jul 11 2004, 11:08 PM
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awww cute.. and sad. that guy was adorable. *sob*
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Jul 11 2004, 11:12 PM
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That whole thing's filled with so much double entendres it's frightening.
awesomeeeee....  - Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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Jul 11 2004, 11:20 PM
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As soon as I read the title I knew it's gonna be good, and it is
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Jul 12 2004, 02:14 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha lol thats cute
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Jul 12 2004, 02:03 PM
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lol..thas soo cute! pillsbury doughboy was soo cute...always going "whoo-Hoo!"..imma miss him..
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Jul 12 2004, 02:05 PM
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ppl used to call me him |
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Jul 19 2004, 11:07 PM
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 [SheRRi_BeRRi] Group: Member Posts: 344 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,454 |
adorable joke!
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Jul 20 2004, 12:49 AM
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Awww, but I love Doughboy<33.
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Jul 20 2004, 07:55 PM
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 i'm his cookies&cream monster! Group: Member Posts: 274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,664 |
..that kinda made me hungry...
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